I can't believe that after an entire year nobody has cleaned up the puddle by the vault terminals. I say that we all boycott the game until bungie takes care of that mess they've been neglecting. This is more game breaking than sunbreakers, nightstalkers, and loot caves but bungie seems to not even give two shits. Somebody could slip and fall in that puddle and die! Who will buy all the silver and protect the milky way if we all die in that puddle? For all we know that could be where rahool keeps his pet Golgoroth. Do we want that released onto the tower? That's what I thought. Sign here if you also agree that bungie should care more about the well being of its destiny guardians and to get the puddle removed.
Edit: it appears that many people have broken bones in that puddle. Wet floor sign needed ASAP! #Anklesmatter
Edit 2: some of you don't believe this is a serious problem. Let me tell you this: does your guardian have broken bones from slipping in the puddle yet? No? Well then you don't see the problem until you're also a victim. I'd also like to mention that the puddle may actually be a mixture of water, urine, and tears. But that could be debatable.
Edit 3: This seems to be a popular topic. As a fellow arc subclass user I urge all guardians to switch their subclasses off of arc while at the tower so that no accidental electrocutions occur while slipping in the infamous puddle. Think before you blink kids. #Arclivesmatter
Shout out to Theeviljuicebox for coming up with #Puddlegate!
Edit 4: it is now confirmed that Tess has spend her leave of absence recovering after slipping in the puddle and getting injured. The trading company is just a side job to pay for her expensive medical bill
Edit 5 (months later): STILL NO CHANGE! Sunbreakers, nightstalkers, exotics, gun nerfs and buffs, sparrow racing, festival of the lost, challenge mode, all of these things have happened since my post and yet bungie is surprisingly still neglecting the most game breaking problem that will ever face any game across time itself! Just the other day I was running through the tower and slipped in the puddle which caused my xbox 1 to freeze. Unbelievable. I had to actually use my ps4 for something other than rocket leauge. A shame I say, a shame. That's why I've reignited this puddlegate to hopefully bring the biggest issue to a close once and for all. Not for my own safety, but for the safety of all gamers, everywhere, before this puddle has a chance to spread into other games.
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2 RepliesThe sweeping robot is only programmed to do so much.
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I slipped so many times my butt is now exo And I'm awoken
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I slipped and broke my wrist
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Bump for Wet Floor Sign.
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Desticle
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3 RepliesAre we all vampires? We don't have reflections in the puddle.
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1 ReplyI hope they add a wet floor sign, just to piss you off.
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#puddlelivesmatter
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Bump.
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4 RepliesEdited by Silent Echo113: 10/20/2015 4:44:16 PMThis is why I come back to the forums. [spoiler]rest in peace to all those lost in the puddle.[/spoiler]
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I agree 100% on this petition
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But i like to jump up and down in that puddle :(
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Or the one by Eva levante. She works in horrible conditions.
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Sign. Again..
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2 RepliesThat's no ordinary puddle. That's the tears of the forums. Think about it, has it ever rained at the tower?
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1 ReplyOh don't even get me started! That friggen robot in the hallway connecting the plaza and hanger has been sweeping the same spot this ENTIRE YEAR! Poor guy is OCD or something. Lets have that robot realize that puddle that has claim many guardians as victims!
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Petition to give sweeping bot a mop sign here!
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2 RepliesIf Sunbreaker is so OP then how come it can't dry up that puddle?! Huh?? Answer me that, Hunters!
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Signed
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Signed
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Signed
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Lol ok, Signed hahah.
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Edited by Yakson5: 10/20/2015 1:32:04 PMSigned. Let's get this thing removed!
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Signed
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Guys, has anyone bothered to actually fill out a work order to get maintenance to fix it?
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That puddle gets more puss than all guardians combined, you can tell by how wet it always is.