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Edited by Cool Pretzel:
10/21/2015 9:26:02 PM
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>be me
>be me
>be living in small rural town
>a few rich people too
>one of them is my neighbor
>he's a doctor who also owns small hotel called the Spanish Inn
>life is good
>fast forward to last year
>inn burns down
>doctor his wife file for insurance
>insurance inspectors show up
>find evidence for arson
>doctor and wife deny it
>taken to court
>not much evidence and everyone thinks he is innocent
>week 3 of case
>prosecution pulls out all the stops
>wife breaks down in court
>tells everyone it was insurance fraud from the doctor because the inn was failing
>everyone trusted him because he was a doctor
>whole town in shock
>that's when it hits me
>nobody expects the Spanish Inn physician
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1 Reply
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Did not construct additional Pylons?
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Perfect
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1 ReplyThis makes me want to kms
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Bravo
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1 ReplyKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKE
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10/10
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2 RepliesToo much buildup for a bad pun.
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Well goddamn
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AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOSH DARN IT!!!! Also... [spoiler]#Offtopic will raid #Destiny on October 24, spread the word[/spoiler]
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AYYYYYYYYYYY
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[quote]>be me >be living in small rural town >a few rich people too >one of them is my neighbor >he's a doctor who also owns small hotel called the Spanish Inn >life is good >fast forward to last year >inn burns down >doctor his wife file for insurance >insurance inspectors show up >find evidence for arson >doctor and wife deny it >taken to court >not much evidence and everyone thinks he is innocent >week 3 of case >prosecution pulls out all the stops >wife breaks down in court >tells everyone it was insurance fraud from the doctor because the inn was failing >everyone trusted him because he was a doctor >whole town in shock >that's when it hits me >nobody expects the Spanish Inn physician[/quote] Damnit Pretzel
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2 Replies[quote] >fast forward to last year[/quote]
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*standing ovation
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6 RepliesI didn't buy the slow clap emote, but if I did...
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11/9 IGN.
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Hahahaha that was fūckin'-A mate
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10/10
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Omg. Haha! ;)
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[quote]>be me >be living in small rural town >a few rich people too >one of them is my neighbor >he's a doctor who also owns small hotel called the Spanish Inn >life is good >fast forward to last year >inn burns down >doctor his wife file for insurance >insurance inspectors show up >find evidence for arson >doctor and wife deny it >taken to court >not much evidence and everyone thinks he is innocent >week 3 of case >prosecution pulls out all the stops >wife breaks down in court >tells everyone it was insurance fraud from the doctor because the inn was failing >everyone trusted him because he was a doctor >whole town in shock >that's when it hits me >nobody expects the Spanish Inn physician[/quote] I died
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