[b]0 - 499[/b]
You have been stuck in the Steppes for the best part of a month now. You are uncomfortable with the internet search function and are to scared to post an LFG to take down Riksis.
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/86245304]How to Cheese Riksis, Devil Archon[/url]
You're welcome.
[b]500 - 999[/b]
You killed a God. Well three statues at least. You have a blue pulse rifle and no -blam!-ing idea what to do next. You would rather be playing Minecraft cause it has a better story, but for some reason you lack the will power – you jump around the tower and look at the skybox a bit before sending invites to other players who ignore you.
[b]1000 - 2000[/b]
You got a sick blue Fusion rifle from the Vanguard play list and are off to play some rumble. After getting smashed on spawn for two hours it’s back to the play list and 2 hours of wiping on Valus with some level 40 in full raid gear intent on spending the fight under the stairs.
[b]2000 - 4000[/b]
You made it. You are a Guardian. You got Suros from the Nightfall and are off to tear some guardians a new one in Rift. You get repeatedly smashed by some lvl 20 hunter with a blue hand cannon and single handedly drag your team to defeat, giving up a 7000 point lead with minutes remaining.
[b]4000 - 4500[/b]
You are a God. You run the relic in every raid. Sometimes you need fewer than 15 wipes to get past the Confluxes. As a level 40. On Normal mode. You can’t wait until you finish middle school.
[b]4500 - 4700[/b]
You suck at rumble. Git gud scrub.
[b]4700+[/b]
You have done everything there is to do. You have everything you could ever want from Destiny. You Sherpa your friends and go flawless in Trials 756 times each weekend using a Green auto rifle and some bailing twine. Your twitch stream has 32 subscribers and your montage has 672 views. You have made it. You have become legend. Too bad you run three hunters you n00b.
[b]EDIT: Thanks for the comments and laughs Guardians. Hope Xur brings what you want, and best of luck in your endeavours this weekend. Just keep your rocks of the map and all wil be well.
EDIT 2: Saturday in Australia. Drinking red wine and shooting Aliens. Good times. Just hit 4600. Still suck at rumble. Good raid drops though so happy days.
EDIT 3: Remember this day, Guardians.
Today, I recorded my first ever win in Rumble. Sector 618. Shotgun scrub. Proximity launcher scrub. I scrubbed it clean for the win.
I still suck at Rumble, though.[/b]
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LMAO this is perf
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I'm elite look at my grimoire.
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Lel. As an forklift I hav liek over 9000 grimoir r
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Chuckled at 4500-4700. Rumble was...exhausting.
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Hey fûck you how'd you know I sucked at rumble?
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4760. All 3 classes
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4520... And yes, I do suck at rumble. I can't believe how accurate this post is.
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4730 and still getting grimore!!
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Congrats on your first rumble win. Mine was at burning shrine, camped like a total wimp..... Kill stole, etc. high grimoire means a couple of things to me.... 1. No girl friend. 2. Girlfriend but no job (kind of an oxymoron here). 3. Girl friend, job, but you're probably getting fired soon. 4. Girl friend, job, not getting fired, but haven't done laundry in a month (that's what the house mouse is for anyway).... Girls girls, just kidding on that last one.... Don't go ape shit, just a joke... Kid guardians w high grimoire, uh..... Get off the ps4 and get your school work in, kiddo. FYI, I had max grim going into ttk. I could ghost hunt for that last 40 or so in ttk. Just haven't bothered. We're only a month in, I have time. ;) I'm the other option, I stay home and play destiny so I'm not out at the bar chasing ass every night of the week (gotta grow up sometime), I leave that to the weekends. Destiny keeps my wallet in a better place and my liver too.
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GRIM-OIRE! What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
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I got max.
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4500- club here. And yeah I've never won a rumble match lol!! Nice one
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4715 and havent finished salvage or rumble
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OOOOOOHH YEEEEEAAAAHH!
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I am only 2600 grimore, but I am 307 with many raid completions. I would be over 4k if my main account wasn't banned for 'extreme pornagraphy'
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Edited by YourFate___: 10/17/2015 6:59:57 PMI have 4425. I'm still amazing in Rumble when I try.
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I'm 4700 :(
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Lol thanks for the laugh.
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I laughed at the whole thing and 2000-4000 is true lol
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Edited by Mikeachusetts: 10/17/2015 11:03:48 AM4590 - upgrading from normal to hard.. Is this relic ready? Edit: 1 Hunter, 2 storage toons that operate as hunters ;)
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4605 - Not even a single win at Rumble. I think age has slowed my reflexes too much.
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i laughed when it said you suck at rumble XD
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I actually don't think you can break 4700+ without one of each...
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Love it, love everything about it.