That would scare the crap outta me if someone pranked me like that. ROFL Flip

lol its great just to mess with people: Me: HI Me: FLOOD WAS HERE your partner has disconnected

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: a wild abra appears! Stranger: a wild mudkip appears ! Stranger: uses splash Stranger: it is very effective You: wild abra kills mudkip with a stick! Stranger: mudkip comes back like in the thriller video ! You: abra eats dead mudkip Stranger: and kills abra Stranger: then -blam!-s dead abra Stranger: then eats it You: a wild snorlax appears! Stranger: then -blam!-s it's own -blam!- You: snorlax eats mudkip! Stranger: -blam!- Stranger: ): You: snorlax eats stranger! Stranger: stranger rips up snorlax's intestines and eats her way out ! You: snorlax used rest then killed stranger! Stranger: ahahahhah You: snorlax ate strangers dead body Stranger: -blam!- dude Stranger: you got me You: oh no! snorlax was infected by the flood! Stranger: /b/rother ? You: /b/tard+ floodian Stranger: I love you You: i <3 u 2 Stranger: well this is lame Stranger: THE GAME Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i talked with 1 of the ppl here >_>

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Double Entendre There was a website with a guy that had a bunch of these. The best involved nuclear boobs. "Your breasts are TWO NUCLEAR BOMBS!" [/quote] Bloodninja?

I WIN [url]http://melkoret.wordpress.com/2009/05/07/[/url] [Edited on 06.29.2009 3:20 PM PDT]

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: hi You: hows it going? Stranger: good just on a mission You: same here Stranger: whats your mission? You: i have to find the tape before they do You: .... You: what about you? Stranger: ohhh i have to get a guys picture You: oh Stranger: mhm You: whys that? Stranger: it's a dare You: are you a guy? Stranger: lmao no Stranger: i'm a girl You: lol You: well You: im a guy You: but first You: you have to tell me where the tape is Stranger: it's in a hidden location... You: thats not a lot of help Stranger: ummm i can't reveal that type of information....easily You: what do you need? Stranger: it's pretty obvious of its location right under your nose You: i dont have much time Stranger: ummm it's very close to you You: if i give you a picture of a guy will you tell me the location? Stranger: maybe... You: do you have a myspace? Stranger: yeah You: ok You: hold on You: http://www.myspace.com/sadtable You: thats a pic of a guy You: for you You: now the location You: quickly Stranger: ITS IN THE PIANO! Your conversational partner has disconnected. the thing is i have the tape now and that was some random kids myspace

Here's a good one. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: 16/f/usa Stranger: asl You: Do you know any carpet cleaning services? Stranger: lmfao Stranger: stanley steemers? Stranger: 1-800-STEEMER You: I need one that won't ask any questions. You: O ya they have to be able to clean blood from rugs too. Stranger: what did you do, murder someone? You: Ya like four hours ago apparently he was a real bleeder. Stranger: hahaa wow. you're a poser. Stranger: bull-blam!-. You: Oh my god. you know the guy i shot?? Stranger: maybe. name? You: I'm not sure what his name is. He said something like Mudkipz Win. You: Stranger: alright. im sure you are joking, and i pray to God that you're joking You: Well we had to do it. He just lost the game. Stranger: wait, the game as in "the game". or is this a different game Stranger: okay that was a retarded question Stranger: how do you play this game You: Yep he lost "the game" You: Poor mudkipz You: he FAILED Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i found this one kinda funny Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hei You: heyo Stranger: where are you come? You: lolwut? Stranger: ai siis täh? You: no speak ENGRISH Your conversational partner has disconnected

O damn that is long

Longest one ever. Turns out he was from /b/. I thought it was one of you guys. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hii You: lol 2 i's Stranger: lol, no hi's You: No, you put 2 i's in hi. Stranger: yeah and u didnt say hi Stranger: lol You: Yes I did, I'm outside your window Stranger: the game You: You lost the game Stranger: i dont play the game You: I don't either Stranger: orly? You: Name's Kenny Stranger: isnt that the boy who tortured a cat and put it on youtube? You: No, and I'm not from South Park either b4 u ask. Stranger: damn Stranger: well Stranger: Name's Lucas Simms. Town sheriff and mayor too when need arises. You: OMG I'm the Lone Wanderer, and I'm going to blow up Megaton Stranger: bang bang, he shot me down Stranger: bang bang, i hit the ground Stranger: bang bang, that aweful sound Stranger: bang bang, my baby shot me down You: Lol, you got owned by Burke Stranger: yep Stranger: i knoqw Stranger: know* Stranger: and u get love-letters from burke You: I'm a dude Stranger: a -blam!- dude :D You: No u Stranger: got u cornered Stranger: -blam!--TIEM You: No, Dogmeat attacks you You: Then he humps your leg Stranger: and then my leg gets tiny dog-leg-things You: Then Fawkes kills you Stranger: and ur mom You: And your dad Stranger: yep Stranger: and mudkipz You: Yes, poor Mudkipz You: He was just too overused Stranger: but a stranger arrives and uses his cool-face Stranger: Problem Fawkes? You: NO MORE GAMES, TIME TO DIE!!!11!!! Stranger: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! You: I'M HUNGRY! Stranger: I've got a boner ;) You: Flood Stranger: where? You: nvm Stranger: well im gonna watch a movie You: k Stranger: on my 42" widescreen :D Stranger: with 1920 x 1080 resolution You: I have a 48" widescreen Stranger: i have a 48" -blam!- :D You: Damn Stranger: so whats the resolution on ur tv? You: IDK Stranger: loool Stranger: nooooooob You: What movie Stranger: i dunno You: Girls Gone Wild? Stranger: is that -blam!-? You: Sometimes. Stranger: naarh i only want -blam!- -blam!- You: K Stranger: and u want cp You: No u Stranger: got u cornered Stranger: -blam!--TIEM! You: NO MORE GAMES, TIME TO DIE!!!!11!!!1!!1! You: I win Stranger: Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail. [] Pay the fine [] Go to jail [] Resist arrest You: Pay fine with rich pimp money Stranger: awesome You: I know Stranger: anyone can roast beef Stranger: but nobody can pee You: I can, out my mouth Stranger: i can out of my finger You: I can out my toe You: Wait, you are pee spider man! Stranger: how do i shot web? You: You have web in your pee Stranger: how do i shot pee? You: You said you could pee out your fingers Stranger: i can Stranger: but should i push square, triangle, cirkle or cross? You: Secret option E, all of the above! Stranger: at the same time? You: Yes, right hook that fat -blam!- out a window, kill her child and her boyfriend Stranger: i already did You: Did it feel GOOD Stranger: i raeped the fat -blam!-m child and her biyfriend Stranger: boyfriend* You: Cool You: I -blam!- people too You: They are like, OH I FEELS GOOD, BUT IT HURTS OH MY BUTT NOOOOOOOOOOO!!OO!!!O1OO!O!O!O!OO! You: -blam!- PEOPLE DONT TALK Stranger: sorry i wastexting to my gf Stranger: lol Stranger: was texting* You: KOOL You: R SHE HOT AND DOES SHE MIND THAT YOU -blam!- GUYS????? Stranger: its ok to raep guys, and shes pretty hot You: Cool You: DOES SHE MAKE LOVE TO U Stranger: yeah Stranger: whats up with all the questions?? You: Cause kool people ask questions, dumb people answer. Stranger: says u You: Yes, says me Stranger: but cool ppl have gf's and dumb ppl doesnt You: I have 5 gf's Stranger: in ur dreams You: No, rly, they all r married to me to Stranger: i know the way of the troll Stranger: so dont bother You: Its not my fault we live under a bridge and eat small children Stranger: true, true You: I go to theropy, but that doesn't help Stranger: u cant be helped i guess :D You: I know, I can't even kill myself, my head is bulletproof Stranger: then use dick-shot You: But thats -blam!-, you can't go around shooting people in the dick Stranger: oh well Stranger: i gotta go now You: K You: Bye Stranger: bye now Stranger: c u on b You: I knew it Stranger: no -blam!-, sherlock? Stranger: lol You: I know, I'm genius Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Too. Much. Win!

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: im 14,female want to have fun? Stranger: yeahh You: yeah.you can start the fun Stranger: do u have cam? You: it dont work good.Can you describe the fun? Stranger: sex You: ......im going to get my dad Stranger: cool Stranger: i m too scared You: what the -blam!- do you think you are doing Stranger: wanna -blam!- u and ur dad Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Here is the group link for anyone who missed it or wants to join Give me a few hours to get the ranks and pinned topics up so it might be a bit confusing in the beginning. [url]http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/305076/Forums/topics.aspx?forumID=311739[/url]

No instant EPIC WIN [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Council Elite 12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kevin paul 90 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Dark_Guard Here are 3 I found on this website, this place is -blam!- hilarious [url]http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/22666/OwNaGe/[/url] [url]http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/82369_epic_win.jpg[/url] [url]http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/7d6e24ace7257ba87045446a57f0ef50.jpg[/url][/quote] Win[/quote] No, Epic Win.[/quote]

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: favorite fruit? Stranger: banana You: i prefer tacos Stranger: good Stranger: where are u from You: siberia You: its cold Stranger: yeah Stranger: female? You: maybe You: let me check... You: nope male Stranger: ok Stranger: alright Stranger: what is the time there? You: like 3 am Stranger: oww Stranger: no work tomorrow? You: obviously You: im only 7 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This one made me go WTF Stranger: hi You: convince me why I shouldn't kill myself Stranger: you should kill Stranger: i should kill You: ok what should i use Stranger: you r loser Stranger: i am loser

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH SUICIDE PUTTY, THE EASY WAY TO KILL YOURSELF! JUST APPLY AND DIE. I'LL ALSO TRIPLE THE OFFER SO YOU CAN HAVE 6 STICKS OF SUICIDE PUTTY SO YOU CAN KILL YOURSELF 6 TIMES! IM ALSO DEAD. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lawless17k [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kevin paul 90 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Dark_Guard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LoneDracoWolf I think we need a group for this.[/quote] Here you go, Ill update in time LOL [url]http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/305076/Group/GroupHome.aspx[/url][/quote] I joined[/quote] I joined too, this is hilarious[/quote] Lol look at the forum rules

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: Si usted mecanografía adentro la palabra, " qué " en inglés, usted está admitiendo que usted tiene sexo con los menores de edad menor de edad y desea que usted era un pederasta registrado. Stranger: What? You: ROFLMFAO LOLOLOLOLOLOL Stranger: WHAT??? You: TRANSLATE IT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Stranger: Why??!?!?!? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?????????? You: If you type in the word, " what " in english, you are admitting that you have sex with underage minors and wish you were a registered -blam!-. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kevin paul 90 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Dark_Guard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LoneDracoWolf I think we need a group for this.[/quote] Here you go, Ill update in time LOL [url]http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/305076/Group/GroupHome.aspx[/url][/quote] I joined[/quote] I joined too, this is hilarious

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Dark_Guard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LoneDracoWolf I think we need a group for this.[/quote] Here you go, Ill update in time LOL [url]http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/305076/Group/GroupHome.aspx[/url][/quote] I joined

I was using a translator to speak German, Russian, and Japanese. :P

im in a stalemate he wont disconecct and I wont either... its been like this for about an hour now.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Love how someone just asked me if I was horny Stranger: I said no Stranger: he asked asl Stranger: I said 19m Stranger: he left Stranger: He was like "OH GOD I HOPE YOURE NOT HORNY" You: Downloading trojan=18% You: Downloading trojan=20% You: Downloading trojan=34% You: Downloading trojan=56% You: Downloading trojan=70% Stranger: They see me trollin You: Downloading trojan=82% You: Downloading trojan=90% You: Downloading trojan=100% Stranger: ohgod no You: Trojan download complete Stranger: Good Stranger: now that we have a condom Stranger: let's -blam!- You: k, you b -blam!- plz Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LoneDracoWolf I think we need a group for this.[/quote] Here you go, Ill update in time LOL [url]http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/305076/Group/GroupHome.aspx[/url]