In what book on aesthetics does it refer to being a skinny 150lb bag of nothing but skin and gristle. #whatgains

Did you know that what you are talking about is limited by your false sense of reality? Maybe if you studied just a little bit harder while in school you wouldnt be blinded by these fallacies that have cast a cloud over your judgment. I once knew a guy like you who had everything he could ever want but in the end it meant nothing, because he never knew his true place in the grand scheme of things. Im not trying to tell you how to live your life but, honestly buddy I think its time you stepped down off of your high horse and looked life square in the eyes.

False sense of reality? Isn't reality defined as such by fact? What is this some introspective conversation on the human body? You look methed out as hell, and then state you know what the "right ratios are". Let's not delve too deeply into what who is pretending here. Speaking of school, I would suggest staying in, doing drugs is bad, and the gains look lacking. #coolstorybro #tellitagain

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.