Aww man, it's been so long since Sponebob had a good episode, now it's all butt-jokes and they act pretty -blam!-, but their were always some good jokes.
I'll start it off:
"CHOCOLATE!"
"OK! Without thinking, if you could have one thing in the world, what would it be?" "Uh... more time for thinking!!!"
And my personal favorite:
"Is mayonaise an instrument?"
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All time favorite, "Hey Squidward, how the @#%$ are ya", Spongbob on the naughty word episode. Close second, "YOU GAVE ME THE UGLY", Patrick [Edited on 10.25.2010 2:10 PM PDT]