Ralph let out a breath, watching it curl away in the cold air. Sanders looked at him- sometimes he was a completely different person. "Well, whatever it is, we won't be eating as well tonight." Ralph spoke miserably. "Damn it! Thats right- today was the day she was going to cook fajitas." Sanders shouted, kicking the gravity ball in frustration. Although scary, creepy, sadistic, evil, and a pain, she was an excellent cook and actually enjoyed creating amazing recipes. Ralph brought out his ghost, Oakley. "Hey, patch me through to Suzanne, will you?" Oakley bobbed in agreement, but Sanders grabbed Ralph's shoulder. "Wait- we don't want her mad at us. Remember when we got into her private stash of food?" Ralph smiled inside his helmet. "Oh yeah- those cupcakes were so good." "Not that part! When she found out." Sanders said, slapping Ralph slightly. "Oh yeah, she made us cherry pie." "And what was in that pie?" Ralph's face went pale. "Cherries, sugar, turbo lax, and mashed black wax idols." "Yes. Do we really want to repeat that experience?" Sanders said impatiently. "No sir!" Ralph said with a mock salute. "Oh, and one more thing- please don't call Zara by her real name." Sanders asked of Ralph. "Why not?" Ralph responded. "She might kill you." Ralph gulped, and saluted again. "Aye aye, captain." Sanders gave an exasperated sigh. "Don't do that. On the bright side," Sanders grinned mischievously, LED eyes flashing underneath his Helm of Inmost Light. "It's now a guys night!" Ralph whooped and jumped into the air. "YES! I shall grab the caffeinated drinks and cheetos!" "That's not all...I has it." Sanders said in an excited whisper, pulling something out from behind his back. "No freaking way." Ralph said, as Sanders held up in triumph a brand new copy of Battle Tanks III. "And it's the Platinum addition!" "THE HYYYYPPPPPEEEEEEE!" Ralph shouted, and jumped upward, tripping over the railing of the tower. His face went from one of excitement to one of fear and Sanders watched as he fell screaming to the city below. Oakley sighed. "Reviving in 5." Well, that's it for now Guardians! Thanks you very much for reading! In the next scene, we will be looking at the mysterious Zara and just why she's such.....an enigma. Jeez, she can be such a thorn in their sides. *Cough cough* Seeya next time! -Zebra, out- Chapter Index-------> https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/157266003/0/0/1