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I've already been to the page with the red vs blue videos, but i never thought of watching them and forgot where the page was, can someone tell me the link?

Can't the REAL Caboose have a say in this? 10) CABOOSE: man, this stuff is really hard to get off! TUCKER: Yeah, it was a whole lot easier when we were just cleaning my armor. CABOOSE: Yeah, maybe thats because...YOU WERENT DOING ANYTHING! TUCKER: I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you over the sound of your constant team-killing! CABOOSE: *shouts* HAHA, YEAH I...HAHA........don't make me mad. 9) DONUT: Hey guys, the command was so psyched that I got the flag, that they gave me my own color armor. SIMMONS:Uh....Donut? DONUT: Yeah? SIMMONS: Your armor is a little...its a little...Grif, help me out here. GRIF: Pink. Your armor is friggin' pink! SIMMONS: Yeah, thats it....pink. DONUT: WHAT? You guys are colorblind. Its not pink....its a lightish red. GRIF: Sorry Donut, they already have a color for lightish red...you know what its called? Pink. DONUT: I -blam!- hate you guys. 8) TUCKER: I gotta radio Church and tell him whats happening. CABOOSE: Ooh, Tucker, please, Tucker, Tucker, Please! TUCKER: Alright, you can radio Church! CABOOSE: Yes! Thanks, man! *opens freq* Calling...Church. This is your close and personal friend, Private O'Malley. (Dialogue between Tucker and Caboose that I'm too lazy to type). Soldier Unit Tex nearly has the tank situation rectified. We require verification of your mission...ness. How is your progression? *Church screams incoherent things in Spanish* CABOOSE: ..........he says he wants to talk to you. 7) CABOOSE: And then Lopez can repair Sheila, and then she will love me again, and this time for who I am, not just for my stunning good looks...but for those too. 6) CABOOSE: I have an idea..........I HAVE AN IDEA. TUCKER: We heard you the first time, Caboose...we were just ignoring you. CABOOSE: If you possessed that red guy why don't you just....REPOSSESS YOUR BODY! CHURCH: Oh, I see, so that way I'd just be...living inside of my own body. CABOOSE: Yes. CHURCH: Unable to move, just laying there rotting in the sun for all eternity. CABOOSE: Yes! CHURCH: Okay, Caboose, I'll be sure to get right on that. CABOOSE: I think you are a mean ghost. 5) CHURCH: Tucker, first chance we get, you are burying my body. TUCKER: Oh, quit your -blam!-ing, nothings gonna happen to it! ...... CABOOSE: Hey look, birds!...Why are they just flying in circles. CHURCH:Oh, God. 4) DUFRINE: OK, I'm here Caboose...where are you hit? CABOOSE: owowow, my foot my foot! DUFRINE: You mean your left one? CABOOSE: Ok, lessee here, which hand makes an L.... DUFRINE: I'm just gonna assume that its the bleeding one. CABOOSE: Yeah, that one....I can't believe Church shot me! ... DUFRINE: What else? CABOOSE: What? DUFRINE: You have a bullet wound in the foot. Is anything else wrong? CABOOSE: ....OOh, I got one! Sometimes, when I lay in bed at night, I think about my parents having sex, and it makes me really really mad for some reason! DUFRINE:...I'm just gonna start with the foot.... CABOOSE: OK. I'll update later, but for the signiture, think in the tone of Caboose talking like he did in Episode 26 after Lopez blew up the jeep. You know, my tone. :) Sure, I'm not Joel (he plays Caboose) but I'm damn near it. CABOOSE IS AWESOME! GO BUY A SARGE T-SHIRT, THE REAL CABOOSE BE RIGHT HERE!

"Did you just spit in your helmet sir?" "Yes...yes I did."

Tex: "You (ock |3ITING F*Ucktards" Thats my best comeback

16 days!?!? Thats like two weeks! - Tucker

Sarge: This ain't no ice cream social!

Church:Ok Tucker, lets go through the teleporter Tucker: NO, im not going through that thing Church:Why? We tested it Tucker: We threw rocks through it!!and besides they cam out all hot, and they had balck stuuff all over it. Church: Oh stop being a wuss! what are you afrain of alittle black stuff? Tucker:Yes, Im afraind of a little black stuff -LATER- Tucker:OK.....1......2......!!!! Caboose:hmmmmm, he didnt come out the other side. Church: Yeah I'm not gunna use the teleporter [Edited on 4/21/2004 4:54:45 PM]

THE BLUES MUST OF CREATED SOME KIND OF DIABOLICAL MIND CONTROLOING BEAM!!!!!AND ARE USING LOPEZ TO DO THEIR EVIL BLUE BIDDING!!! -Sarge [Edited on 4/21/2004 4:46:54 PM]

ok in episode 30 when Tex takes over Lopez and they are tryin to figure out how tah get tex outta Lopez caboose: I know how to get her outta there (brings pistol to eye level) WINK In episode 29 Caboose: hurry hurry, fix the tank... so i can say hello to shiela (ohmalie side) and start killing everyone Tucker: you mean the reds right? Caboose: OF COURSE! (ohmalie side) for starters. These are the best caboose ones yet!!

O'malley is the AI inside of Caboose. Tex "made" him. It explains it in Season 2.

Caboose: Oh No! We're all going to die! Omalley: Starting with you! ..................................................................................................................................... I don't remember how this one exactly goes, but, here It goes! (episode 20) Tucker: Church... Caboose keeps threatening me Caboose: No I'm not! Tucker: so you mean you didn't just say you were going to chop of Church's head and give it to me for a Christmas present... Church: I really don't care... Omalley: Don't ever be alone! ..................................................................................................................................... My favorite char however is Sarge, but when Omalley steps in, I Always love his replies!

1) Caboose: "A... I... what's the A stand for?" Church Ghost: "Artificial." Caboose: "What's the I...." Church Ghost: "Intelligence." Caboose: "Ohhhhhh.... what's the A stand for again?" 2) Tucker: "Caboose, get behind the rock. They can still see you." Caboose: "They can't see me, I can't see them." Tucker: "That's because you're facing the rock." 3) Church Ghost: "I can't beleive I actually died for this war." 4) Sarge/ Church Ghost: "I don't know, you're starting to act kind of suspicious there... other Red guy."

Red vs blue is the best freaken comedy. period.

*chuckles* Caboose: They can't see me... I can't see them! Tucker: That's because you're facing the rock. Caboose: Oh, right!... Hey Tucker? Tucker: *sighs* What, Caboose? Caboose: I'm having a really great time. Tucker: Great, Caboose... Caboose: Yeah... It's like we're real soldiers!

Tucker: What are they doing Church: What? Tucker: I said what are they doing now? Church: [exp] I am getting so sick of answering that question. Tucker: You have the [exp] rifle, I can't see [exp], don't [exp] at me because I'm not always just going to sit up here and play with my [johnson] all day. Church: OK, OK, look. They're just standing there... and talking. OK? That's all they're doing. That's all they EVER do, is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So five minutes from NOW, when you ask me "what are they doing," my answer is going to be, "they're still just talking, and they're still just standing there!" (Pause) Tucker: What are they talking about? Church: You know what? I [exp] hate you.

Ghost church:(talks about the AI in sheilas head) Caboose: AI! *in awe

Here's a good one (its a little sexist, which is bad, but its still damn funny)! Caboose: I'm not gonna get maried. My dad always said, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?' I don't mean to offend anyone, but that was frickin' hilarious.

caboose: Its dancing time...Ooo uhh ooo yaa ee ahh Lopez: wat are you doing? caboose: oo ya uhh ee oo uhh Lopez: Is that upposed to make u look like a robot? Caboose: ohh yaa ee yahhh aaa ee oo Lopez: Well it doesnt, Stop that, its mocking me _____nextone_____ *sarge is dead on ground and grif and simmons are ducking by his body* *grif is smacking his body with a shotgun* grif: NOO WAKE UP DARN YOU COME ON [Edited on 4/20/2004 8:14:32 PM]

Church: I cant feel my legs Caboose: Did you try walking it off? Chrcuh: ARE YOU A -blam!- RETARD? Caboose: Did you try ..Running? Caboose: I KNow...YOu can try walking on your..HANDS then you can ues your feet to eat sandwiches ..give high fiiivess YOu Know the important things. CABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNS HES THE FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIEST

That was a good one.

The opening lines of the series were always hilarious

Caboose: Sometimes when i fall asleep i dream of my parents having sex and i get really really mad for some reason. Doc: Im just gonna start with the toe. Caboose: Ok.

There's a bunch. 1) Sarge: ".... I like to call it the Warthog." Simmons: "Why Warthog Sir?" Sarge: "Cause M 12 LRV is too hard to say in conversation son." Grif: "No.. why Warthog? It doesn't really look like a pig. I'd say it looks more like a Puma." Sarge: "What in Sam-hell is a Puma?" Simmons: "Like the shoe company?" Grif: "No, like a Puma.... it's a big cat, like a lion." Sarge: "You're makin' that up." Grif: "No, I'm telling you, it's a real animal." Sarge: "Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal." Simmons: "Yes sir." Sarge: "Look, see these two tow hooks, they look like tusks, now what other kind of animal has tusks?" Grif: "A walrus." Sarge: "Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals!" 2) Sarge: "Anyone want to guess.. why I gathered you two here.... today?" Grif: "Uhh... is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?" Sarge: "That's exactly it Private, the war's over, we won, it turns out you're the big hero, and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here is in charge of CONFETTI! 3) Church ghost: "What was the one thing that I told you guys the last time I appeared." Caboose: "That Sidewinder is cold!" 4) Simmons: "Sarge, we need to get Donut air-lifted out of here." Sarge: "Could you put that in the memo and entitle it '-blam!- I already know.'" 5) Caboose: "I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls never like me." Tucker: "Caboose, I don't think anyone likes you." Caboose: "I like me." 6) Sarge: "What would ya do if someone stabbed me in the toe? Rub aloe-vera on my neck?" [Edited on 4/20/2004 8:03:45 PM]

Sarge "giving someone CPR with a bullet wound to the head dosent make a lick of sence" [Edited on 4/20/2004 7:56:36 PM]

dude.. the whole series is halarious.. every single minute of it..