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4/21/2004 3:15:46 AM
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Favorite Red vs Blue Quote?
I personally like two of them the same:
Church's "Ya know what? I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing..."
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Chruch's (Ghost Church) "What the... where'd my body go?!"
Just curious of what others think.
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I agree with some guy that wrote a while ago that the whole fricken 30 (31 this sunday) including the psa's and the specials are hilarious no matter what way u look at it and i wonder if anyone els is gonna come up with a series similar.
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"Son of a -blam!-" "Son of a -blam!-!!" "Muerdos de Dios!!!!" (Not sure if that's the exact quote, but it's something like that. it's after Church possesses lopez) "Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, running, running, running!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tucker: What are you doing? Caboose: One of the reds has Tex; I'm going to shoot him... and kill him... and free Tex. Then Church will forgive me for killing him and we will be friends. Tucker: Oh come on! You don't actually believe any of that, do you? Caboose: Ooooooooohhhhhhh, we're going to be best friends. // aims at Church/Sarge's head // // cut to Church and Tex // Church: Alright, ill make one more distraction then you run up to the teleporter and escape. Ready? One, two, thre- // Caboose shoots Sarge in the head - his body drops // Church: What the?! Where'd my body go?! Ohhh, you've gotta be kidding me! Caboose: Tucker did it! -------------------------------------------- Episode 22 Sarge: Alright, Blues... First off, we want your flag- Simmons: W-wai-wait just a second. The last time we got the flag, the chick in the black armor showed up. Sarge: -to stay right where it is. Keep the flag. But we do want our mechanized droid guy back. ------------------------------------- Episode 25 Sarge: It's not that. I just felt like I could'a taken him. Grif: Taken who? The machine gun?! Sarge: Oh, he was a worthy opponent to be sure. But right at the end there, he was beginning to show signs of weakness. Cracks in the armor, if you will. Grif: What? You can't fight a machine gun. Donut: Yeah, Sarge. I know you're tough and all, but it is kinda hard to beat up hundreds of armor-piercing bullets using only your face. ---------------------------------------- there's tons more, and some of them are already covered, but I'm too lazy to write more.
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When Church is telling the story on how Tex was killing everyone... Church-"yeah we didn't know what was happening, Bob(um, i forgot the name) all of a sudden was screaming bloody-murder" Bob- shooting up in the air,"BLOODY-MURDER!!!!! BLOODY-MURDER!!!!!!"
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Season 1 - Episode 11 When Lopez is fixing the warthog and Tex runs by Sarge: "Try connectin that hose to that metal thing there. I think thats whats makin that rattle. Uhh, I think I'll let you do it....... What the.... What was that??
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man I love that show? I guess. ummm I like when church get's killed and someone says, "you killed church you team killing -blam!-tard!"
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"I only drink the blood of my enemies...... and the occasional strawberry yohoo."
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E3 week: "What is that, bump-mapping? "Yeah I got a couple of bumps you can map right here!" _____________________________________________________________ When donut takes the blue flag: Church - "He's sneaking round back behing the cliffs" Tucker - "He must be one smart son of a b***h" Donut - "Oh, man, I am so friggin lost. Where the hell is the base" And later... Grif - "Simmons, get the warthog" Simmons - "You mean the puma" Grif - "Yeah keep making jokes, that'll win the war" [Edited on 4/22/2004 8:49:48 PM]
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My favorite one is where Tucker is fixing Churchs switch near his *you know where* And the reds come in... Reds: What the H*ll are you doing? Caboose (in his stupid voice): WERE PLAYING A GAAAAME Hmmm what kinda game would you be playing while Tucker is messing with churchs switch near his...yeah I foudnd that quote hilarious
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Chruch in Lopez's body.... Church: "Do you hear that?" Tucker: "you mean that constant beeping sound followed by a series of clicking noises?" Church: "No.. Do you really hear constant beeping sounds followed by a series of clicks?" Tucker:"No..i was just trying to be helpful.." ___________________________________________________________________________ same episode.. Caboose: "Church! It's coming from down here!" Church:" well check it out" *Caboose unzipps his pants* Caboose:" There's a "lever".. It's not very big.."
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private donut in his pink armor.. throws a plasma grenade at Tex in the tank... Tucker: "D@MN that girl has a really good arm!!"
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look below
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My Favorite Quotes are When Naming The M12-LRV "Hey Grif Chupathingy, I Like Its Its Got A Ring To It." and the Classic " Heaugerkergerk!"
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I agrre that quote has to be the best the voice and situation are so perfect
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what the heck are you talking about?
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yo man u guys dont no........ the best quote is: When caboose is in sheila Caboose: why are there 6 pedals but only 4 directions?
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My favorite quote is at blue base after Donut "captured" the flag Donut- Do you think i'll get my own army for capturing the flag Simmons- You mean bought the flag? Maybe they'll give you Griffs Armor sice he lost us the WartHog Griff- Yea! ... wait?! no Or the part where he says "Where is the warthog?"-"You mean the Puma?" then the warthog is blown up onto the base. [Edited on 4/22/2004 5:15:33 PM]
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everytime i download the videos the sound never works, any ideas?
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i like the ones that Sarge says in the beginning episodes... Sarge: Grif! Shut your mouth or else I'll have Simmons slit your throat while your asleep! Simmons: Oh I'd do it too Sir. Sarge: I know you would Simmons, good man. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sarge:Simmons! I want you to poison Grif's next meal! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ oh yea and the the whole episode 28.5 is HILARIOUS! Sarge:I wasn't dead, I was merely napping. Grif: But I covered your grave with concrete, just in case you came back as a zombie Sarge: But you made one mistake, you left me my spoon! Grif:No! Sarge: That's right, I ate my way out! That dirt and concrete was like a delicious butterscotch sundae to me! lol those are some of my favorites.
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My favorite is in alot of the episodes.. "SON OF A B**CH
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Tucker - Freeze. Donut - Jesus!!!
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Most definitely CABOOSE!!!! I love pretty much everything he does. ...anyway, my fav quote from him. "Why don't you try walking on you hands?!?!? Then you can use your feet for high fives.... eating sandwiches... you know... the important stuff."
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What about this: Do you guys ever hear that voice in your head? You know, the one that tells you to kill everyone before they have a chance to kill you? What... you guys don't hear that... never mind. I'm not sure if it goes like that but it sure is funny
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"hey donut theres somthing on your head" "what like a spider" "no its more like a blue pulsating thing" "what like a blue spider" "no its not a spider"
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"Uh... Tucker" yea church? "I just wanted you to know.." know what? "I just wanted you to know I always hated you the most" yea thats cool now go ahead and die you prick
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Yeah that ones funny except you got it backwords. Caboose asks what the A is first.
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Caboose: A.I. ... what's the I stand for? Church: Intelligence. Caboose: Oh ... what's the A sta- Church: Artificial. Caboose: Uh ... what's the I again? Church: Let's move on.
