I personally like two of them the same:
Church's "Ya know what? I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing..."
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Chruch's (Ghost Church) "What the... where'd my body go?!"
Just curious of what others think.
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episode where church gives the warning Caboose:that doesn't seem physically possible Church: that's what he kept saying.... Sidewinder guy:THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!! KRAK!!! AAAGHH!!!!
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I love it when Griff and simmons are cornered by the tank. Griff: Stay still...I don't think it sees us. Tank's Targeting sensor: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
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Caboose: Whoa. That car has a really big gun...stay here...tank...stay here...tank...ah screw it.
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my favorite quote would have to be in the first episod ein serise 2 Doc: im a pessimise Caboose: whats that Tucker: its something babys suck on Churrch: no du.... Tuckers: no wait thats a pedifile i was thinking about somkething completly different. also the death of church is fully wicked Church: hmmmmblaaaaaaaaaaa
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Church: Can you hear that noise? Tucker:Is it a high pitched screaming followed by some random clicks? Church:No...Wait. Do you hear a high pitched screaming sound followed by some random clicks? Tucker: No. Just trying to be helpful. Church: Yeah, well your failing. Caboose: Oh I know. It's that voice that tells us to kill all of our friends before they have a chance to kill us!! Church/Tucker:...... Caboose: What? You guys don't hear that?
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Caboose: (with sniper rifle) OH NO! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE *Deep Voice* Starting with YOU!
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doc: besides, im a pacifist caboose: your a thing that babies suck on... tucker: no dude, thats a pedofile chruch: tucker, I think he means a pacifier tucker: oh ya, right, man I was totally thinking of somthing else church: ...thats real clasy tucker
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oh i also lke this one in episode 28.5 Donut: why God why did you have to bury them in their armor their beatiful shiny armor WHY!! Grif:(while sobbing) Im so im just so happy. Sarge: what in sam hell are you two barbies talking about. DonutandGrif: Sarge what are you doing here.Grif: i tied you up and poured concerte on the grave just in case you came back as a zombie. Sarge:Yes but you made one fatal mistake left me with my spoon Grif: No! Sarge: Yes i ate my way out the soft earth tasted like a buttersotch brownie to me. Simmons: Grif Donut i am the ghost of Simmons and i have come back with a warning. (rapid pistol shots) Simmons: Death Groan. Grif: What the hell you just killed Simmons ghost Donut: Wrong that wasn't Simmons that was old man Caboose. Caboose: Thats right its me caboose (as omally) and i would have gotin away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids [Edited on 4/25/2004 5:18:14 PM]
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my favorite quote (among many which i have listed in this discussion thingy) is this Doc: I have a anouncement to make me and Tucker are getting married. Tucker: thats right and there isn't a damn thing anyone of you can do about it not even you french speaking Lopez. Lopez: (While talking in french which is a language i do not know so i will say it in english) Mister Tucker you promised your love to me. Everyone else: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Lopez: (once again in french) This is madness.
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o he was a worthy opponent to be sure, but there, right at the end there, he was beginning to show signs of weakness, cracks in the armor. sir, i kno your a badass and all, but it is sort of hard to beat up thousands of armor piercing rounds using only your face. ................. o there goes my other kidney, i was saving that one for a special occasion.
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Sarge: "No, I'm just a little disappointed. I could have taken it.... (referring to the LAAG)"
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Dufrane: I'm not supposed to get involved unless somebody gets hurt. Church: Huh. I see. (Fires his pistol at Caboose's toe) Caboose: OW! OW MY FOOT!! Church: Well, whadda ya know. It looks like Caboose has hurt himself. Maybe you should go over there and help him doc. Dufrane: You know, you could have just asked nicely.
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church: (church's ghost):"do i have to write a poem? its a planet made entirely of ice, its fking cold."
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my favotite psa is psa 6 cause of this quote Church: One of those probes drilled a hole in my right butcheek and started taking pictures thats not to cool [Edited on 4/25/2004 4:40:31 PM]
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I absolutely love when Caboose kills Church, and Tucker responds with, "You killed Church, you Team Killing f***tard!!!" I use it all the time now.
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caboose: hurry! hurry! fix the tank! so i can say hello to sheila...AND START KILLING EVERYONE. tucker: u mean all the reds. right? caboose: of course! FOR STARTERS.
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my new favorite quote Church: Tucker? what are you doing here? your supposed to be distracting the reds. Tucker: Do you have any food? I like to eat all the food. Yeah thats a good one
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Mine is from episode 13 or 14. It's when tex reveals that shes a she. Tex: *kshhtt* heyyy *kshhtt* *kshhtt* buuuddy *kshhtt* -click- "you broke my voice filter... you c o c k b i t i n g f u c k t a r d s."
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I loved the "Cracks in the armor speech" [Edited on 4/25/2004 1:36:56 PM]
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"it looks like a puma to me, its not a warthog.......hey, go grab that puma" "WARTHOG!!!" "whatever"
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I like the petophile one the best...........
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[b]ABSOLUTE BEST[/b] Tucker: I take back what I said. We can definitely pick up girls with a tank...probably two or three girls a piece. Church: Right. Tucker, what would YOU do with two girls? Tucker: Church, girls are like Voltron - the more you can hook up, the better it gets! It doesn't get any better than that.
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one of the best is when tex comes back tex: Buenos días ****bites, guess who's back!
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caboose comes up with a plan and says something like this:"....then church will like me,and this time not just for my good looks, but for those too."
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"Don't kill me! I'm too good looking to die!" hehe --------------------------- Episode 20's opening is flat out hilarious to me "Blue command please boost your transmission to boost communication protocol echo bravo.." "Yo I hear you calm down dude...what's going on? Hello, yo, can you hear me, hello." "Uh, roger that command." "Sorry 'bout that, I was in the elevator, this thing doesn't work so well in there. What's going on, dude?!" "Roger that...is this blue command?" "Oh yeah man, sure, totally. What's going on?" "You're sure? Blue command base?" "Hey dude. Take it easy. You called me. I didn't call you." "No, I know, it's just-" "It's just what. Dude." "Never mind." [Edited on 4/25/2004 11:43:11 AM]
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Personally, I like Simmons. "Oh you backstabbing assmonkeys."