While every thinking and sane man would agree that anyone who puts ketchup on eggs is a deviant of the highest order. I suspect that they likely are drug addicts as well...
Now, while summary executions are the most direct solution, the bleeding heart liberal hippie elite would make a news campaign and by the end of the week we'll have ketchup mandatory on all egg dishes, including Denver omelettes.
So I propose deportation to a developing nation, such as the UK, and let them handle it.
Now debate this.
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I say lets deport everyone in the UK who does that to the U.S, much better idea.
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It should be looked into
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If it's a rice omelette [b][u]and[/u][/b] you are an anime character than you are fine. Otherwise KYS plox
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Edited by xj3ewok: 9/28/2015 2:25:32 PMDeport those assholes
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Sorry but unless you're a Syrian refugee the UK is closed until further notice. Maybe try Germany.
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Ketchup and eggs is amazing fuk u
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I agree. *eats pizza with ice cream and scrapple on top* Bunch of weirdos.
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Ketchup on eggs is far from the strangest thing. I'd say it's abnormal to think that ketchup on egg is weird, not the other way around.
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Is this even a question? [spoiler]absolutely[/spoiler]
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Edited by Zoltan Maelstrom: 9/28/2015 1:15:15 PMEggs and ketchup is amazing fuk u
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You think ketchup on eggs is bad, how about the dregs that put it on there steak.
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-blam!- you mate. Though I don't do it all the time, people who can't enjoy ketchup on eggs are squares.
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At least.
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Ketchup with eggs is -blam!-ing awesome! You may not like it, and its your choice, but I myself enjoy the shit outta it!
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Ketchup on scrambled eggs is amazing
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I'm putting ketchup on my eggs right now, and loving it. And I'm not even high.. Bring on the firing squad
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But it's such an American, redneck thing to do!
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Edited by Mudkip: 9/27/2015 6:54:08 PMHaha bro, that Trend started in the southern united states XD
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Mmm ketchup in eggs
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Uh... I'll just be going now...
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Edited by Braythor: 9/27/2015 4:58:46 PM[quote] So I propose deportation to a developing nation, such as the UK, and let them handle it.[/quote] Mate we moved past the whole ketchup/egg thing a long time ago over here. It came to a head with the Poultry Wars of the mid 20th century, when the ketchup supporters (red coats) overthrew the Coalition of Other Condiments not Ketchup (C.O.C.K), and had the sauce equality laws passed. Nowadays everyone can have whatever they want on their eggs - ketchup, brown sauce, hollandaise...doesn't matter, we as a society have grown past such petty discrimination. I only hope one day you too will treat all ovivores equally, and that you get there without suffering the hell we went through fifty years ago in the Wars; such violence - whole neighbourhoods, even towns, being shelled without warning. But until then, yes, deport your unwanted to us. We will welcome them as brothers, break bread with them and dip that bread into the succulent yolk. With or without ketchup.
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Is hot sauce still okay?
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Edited by The Cellar Door: 9/27/2015 10:50:03 PMThe real problem is anyone who breaks the yolk of an egg before eating it. There is literally nothing better than frying an egg and breaking that gooey yolk while eating it. Scrambled eggs are for the weak.
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I LUV SALTY MUSHROOMS, GET THAT PORTABELLA MUSHROOM SPRINKLE THAT SALT MMM DE -blam!-ING LICIOUS
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That depends on whether or not the eggs are scrambled.
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*pours ketchup on eggs* *sips tea*