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9/27/2015 6:02:30 AM
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Hive Reproduction?
Okay...bear with me here...
How do the Hive do the dirty. Like, do they just tether their darkness together and pop out some demonic egg? I'm generally curious about this. Any ideas?
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This thread is a work of art.
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They seem to just kinda appear [spoiler]like everything else in that game[/spoiler]
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According to Bungie, when your guardian dies, your body is transported as a sort of 'trophy' back to their base and injected with hundreds of Thrall penises to deposit their seed into your still-warm body. Like Ghosts, Hives can revive guardians and repurpose them for combat. The immense physical and emotional scarring of being destroyed internally and having Hive eggs grow inside of you gives Cursed Thralls their -blam!- victim-like saunter. hope this helps, eyes up garudian
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1 ReplyOne day, you shall be looked upon in the same light as Vien.
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1 ReplyHot, gay gangbangs.
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Mitosis
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It's thru #Destiny
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I'd like to think it's the same as gears. They chain down the wizards/ogres and become plumbers for a while.
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2 RepliesEdited by BioCharizard16: 9/27/2015 6:52:33 AMIt's a massive gay orgy, they mate by having one hive open its penis and the other one forcefully inserting it's penis into the other ones urethra. Where they do it until one of them cums and the other one spit out the baby from it's tiny penishole.
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This is the only shitpost I'll accept. My theory is that they produce [b]asexually[/b], lololol.
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3 RepliesI can't even.
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This thread ...
