>be player hyped for destiny
>play the beta
>discover classes
>make a "hunter" becuase it sounds good
>start playing pvp
>use your super
>get a triple kill from 50 yards away with your one-shot pistol
>think "wow, that took skill."
>game comes out
>make 3 hunters
>realize hunter isn't the best in PVE
>go complain on the forums
>discover second class
>called bladedancer
>looksskillful.jpg
>begin leveling new subclass in pvp
>pop your super
>get a penta-kill
>think "that took skill"
>activate arc blade
>get killed by fist of havoc
>whatisthat.gif
>if a skilless super can kill you in your skillful super, it must be op
>go complain on the forums
>no response
>ohwhatever.jpg
>go back to pvp
>unlock blink
>think "how can blink help with sniping"
>go do vog
>unlock found verdict
>think "shotgun+blink sounds good"
>try it out
>go 28-3
>wowthattookskill.jpg
>get hate mail
>dismiss it
>get fist of paniked
>send skillfull message
>"go die in a hol skrb stp spmming foh"
>no response
>see article on forums
>"blink*shotgun is op"
>tfisthat.gif
>write defense of blink shotgun
>get mocked
>theyrejustjeleaous.c
>go back into pvp
>throw a tripmine
>get a penta
>thattookskill.jpg
>get killed by "thorn"
>that gun suks
>try it
>realize it's op
>start using thorn
>iron banner rolls around
>see a shougun called "skillwinters skill"
>go into ironbanner with thornand blink shotgun
>get skillwinters skill
>start using it
>shotguns get nerfed
>keep using it
>HoW comes out
>ascend it
>someone asks for variety
>switch to tlw
>see trials of osiris
>game 9
>wipe teem with golden gun
>that took skill
>warlock self-revives
>tfisthat.ohno
>get killed
>he gets swarmed
>that's so op
>complain on forums
>recieve support
>make a petition "ban sunsingers"
>gains no yardage
>recieve a sniper
>has "final round"
>try it
>its a sniper
>needs so much skill
>change name to "final skill"
>see complaints
>say "git gud"
>go to sleep happy
>check the destiny leaderboards.
>there i am
>shesmynerd
>go back for my 16 hours of pvp
>see a warlock wearing a sheep
>tfisthat.cpp
>shoot him twice
>he doesn't die
>warlocks are so op
>go solo crota's end
>go flawless
>ty arcblade
>warlocks are so op
>ttk comes out
>going to get my new subclass
>the nightskiller
>watch the cutscene
>"what does it mean to be a hunter?"
>"it's all about where you belong"
>which is pvp
>try out my new subclass
>only at 240 light so I can keep my party skills+1
>use my bow
>wow this is bad
>what are orbs of light
>don't have blink
>go negative for the first time in months
>tf is up with thorn?
>find new op gun
>the return of the swag regime
>+shotgub
>go back into pvp
>see a flying hammer
>whatarethose.gifcat
>get killed
>that's actually kinda op
>see felow hunters on the forums
>petition to nerf sunbreaker
>i see a defense of it
>ask "how can you defend a blatantly op subclass?"
>"that's what you've been doing all along."
>mindblown.gif
>i'm not a sunbreaker tho
>go back into pvp
>shoot my golden skill
>doesn't one shot
>shoot him again
>he dies
>so op
>actually do a raid
>get kicked for using my shotgun at golgroth
>whyamisobad.js
>go back into pvp
>arc blade
>win
>titansarestupid.ie10
So I was working on HTP Titan 101, saw the globe light up, and thought "Ooh, a comment! Well, I lost all my work. :/ Time to start over.
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I wanna read the next 2. Make one for the cryptarch too