>be player hyped for destiny
>play the beta
>discover classes
>make a "hunter" becuase it sounds good
>start playing pvp
>use your super
>get a triple kill from 50 yards away with your one-shot pistol
>think "wow, that took skill."
>game comes out
>make 3 hunters
>realize hunter isn't the best in PVE
>go complain on the forums
>discover second class
>called bladedancer
>looksskillful.jpg
>begin leveling new subclass in pvp
>pop your super
>get a penta-kill
>think "that took skill"
>activate arc blade
>get killed by fist of havoc
>whatisthat.gif
>if a skilless super can kill you in your skillful super, it must be op
>go complain on the forums
>no response
>ohwhatever.jpg
>go back to pvp
>unlock blink
>think "how can blink help with sniping"
>go do vog
>unlock found verdict
>think "shotgun+blink sounds good"
>try it out
>go 28-3
>wowthattookskill.jpg
>get hate mail
>dismiss it
>get fist of paniked
>send skillfull message
>"go die in a hol skrb stp spmming foh"
>no response
>see article on forums
>"blink*shotgun is op"
>tfisthat.gif
>write defense of blink shotgun
>get mocked
>theyrejustjeleaous.c
>go back into pvp
>throw a tripmine
>get a penta
>thattookskill.jpg
>get killed by "thorn"
>that gun suks
>try it
>realize it's op
>start using thorn
>iron banner rolls around
>see a shougun called "skillwinters skill"
>go into ironbanner with thornand blink shotgun
>get skillwinters skill
>start using it
>shotguns get nerfed
>keep using it
>HoW comes out
>ascend it
>someone asks for variety
>switch to tlw
>see trials of osiris
>game 9
>wipe teem with golden gun
>that took skill
>warlock self-revives
>tfisthat.ohno
>get killed
>he gets swarmed
>that's so op
>complain on forums
>recieve support
>make a petition "ban sunsingers"
>gains no yardage
>recieve a sniper
>has "final round"
>try it
>its a sniper
>needs so much skill
>change name to "final skill"
>see complaints
>say "git gud"
>go to sleep happy
>check the destiny leaderboards.
>there i am
>shesmynerd
>go back for my 16 hours of pvp
>see a warlock wearing a sheep
>tfisthat.cpp
>shoot him twice
>he doesn't die
>warlocks are so op
>go solo crota's end
>go flawless
>ty arcblade
>warlocks are so op
>ttk comes out
>going to get my new subclass
>the nightskiller
>watch the cutscene
>"what does it mean to be a hunter?"
>"it's all about where you belong"
>which is pvp
>try out my new subclass
>only at 240 light so I can keep my party skills+1
>use my bow
>wow this is bad
>what are orbs of light
>don't have blink
>go negative for the first time in months
>tf is up with thorn?
>find new op gun
>the return of the swag regime
>+shotgub
>go back into pvp
>see a flying hammer
>whatarethose.gifcat
>get killed
>that's actually kinda op
>see felow hunters on the forums
>petition to nerf sunbreaker
>i see a defense of it
>ask "how can you defend a blatantly op subclass?"
>"that's what you've been doing all along."
>mindblown.gif
>i'm not a sunbreaker tho
>go back into pvp
>shoot my golden skill
>doesn't one shot
>shoot him again
>he dies
>so op
>actually do a raid
>get kicked for using my shotgun at golgroth
>whyamisobad.js
>go back into pvp
>arc blade
>win
>titansarestupid.ie10
So I was working on HTP Titan 101, saw the globe light up, and thought "Ooh, a comment! Well, I lost all my work. :/ Time to start over.
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*self-res*
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Revival
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This is fun i like
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Salt level over 9000!!
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Directions unclear, dick stuck in toaster
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Soo much salt
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Why do people just associate shotguns with hunters?
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2 RepliesThe Twilight Gap was an inside job. [spoiler]The Speaker did The Gap[/spoiler]
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:'( so many golden guns and arc blade in iron banner. Literally all I'm seeing are titans getting slaughtered like sheep including myself. It's funny because hunters thought titans were over powered but 1 even managed to shoot me 2x from fusion rifle range before my hammer landed on him. I was on a steak of freaking 8 losses thanks to the 5 teams of hunters and 1 titan. It's all I'm seeing. That and Warlocks using a thaloc. [spoiler]I'm crying inside[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesGrimoire below 3500. Ops opinion is invalid
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2 RepliesIm sorry but if you can't see how hammer of sol, the super itself, not the subclass, -blam!-ing destroys everything in its path in crucible. Jump off a bridge. Also this isn't 4chan u -blam!-ing loser god I cringed so hard when I saw the arrows.
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11 RepliesEven as a hunter, this was hilarious. :D
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4 Replies*is a hunter and still attempts to use autorifles in crucible* "well at least I don't use skillwinturz sweg n thurn!" *goes 5-13*
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2 RepliesThat must have taken a while. Awesome!
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1 ReplyI found this so amusing xD - hunter
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1 Reply*hand cannon Not pistol
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1 ReplyTFW text is white >still white >noideawhereIam.webm
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1 ReplyGo back to 8chan you edgy 13 year old -blam!-
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Lol shesmynerd
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37 RepliesEdited by Sixclicks: 9/30/2015 12:37:47 PMHow to be a Warlock or Titan 101: Make up false scenarios in your head about Hunters to try to cover for the fact that you're just bad at the game. Also act like Hunters are the only whiners while trying to discreetly brush under the rug the fact that Warlocks and Titans were whining about Hunters for months.