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Edited by DangerMouseRoFl:
10/23/2015 1:58:56 AM
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My list of underwhelming superpowers:
- Communication with dust mites
- The ability to turn anything into cheese
- The ability to grow fur on the palms of your hands
- The ability to fly at walking speed
- The ability to turn glass into poop
- The ability to make your urine change colour on command
- The ability to spawn bananas from your ears but using any pain relief makes the pain worse
- One-way transparent eyelids
- The ability to absorb physical pain which sticks with you for the rest of your life
- The ability to sweat at frigid temperatures
- The ability to cure any disease, but you can only eat poop.
- Bullet attraction
- Your toes always seek corners to smash into
- Wifi repellant
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What kind of cheese?
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Camembert
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I love the transparent eyelids
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The banana out of ear power is way too good it could solve world hunger
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But can you imagine a banana coming out of your ear? It'd be super painful.
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Imagine anestesia it makes the process painless or anykind of pain killer
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No anesthesia!
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Why cant i. I also can use pain killers
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Nope. It's not listed in my list.
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Having pain killers isnt a super power so it doesnt need to be on the list. And it doesnt say bananas coming out of your ears is painful eather.
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I fixed it :P
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Lolz gg
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I have that toe power!!!
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I would prefer the pee color command
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Friggin hilarious. Genius.
