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Edited by Wolf Of Harmony:
10/8/2015 1:34:15 AM
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The Sunbreaker Shelter
Are you sick of hearing everyone fighting about the Sunbreakers being too OP?
We all are.
Hi, I'm Greg The Dreg, and my Sunbreaker Shelter is open for business!
Take shelter here and enjoy many refreshments and a wide variety of food. Including Skolas's favorite: Orange Soda flavored Ether.
Are you infected by the salt? No problem! We've got the medicine to get you better.
Are you a Titan? Welcome home, buddy!
Are you a Hunter? Good to see ya!
Are you a Warlock? Nice to have you here!
*Please note that all salty Guardians, regardless of their class will be kicked out of The Sunbreaker Shelter.*
Want a job here? Simply ask!
Best wishes out there! Watch out for the salt.
Edit: Wow! 100+ replies in less than an hour! It's nice to have so many Guardians here. Stay safe from the salt!
Edit 2: Thanks for 500+ replies! It's nice to see some survivors of the salt.
Edit 3: So many replies! Over 700! If you want to talk to me somewhere else. I am on Twitter: @ADregNamedGreg and my Instagram is @Get.Your.Rock.Off.My.Map.
You probably shouldn't click the yellow text. It goes to some weird music website. But that's my username for Instagram. The Sunbreaker Shelter is coming there too!
Edit 4: Over 850! It's really nice to see all the happy, salt free, and safe Guardians around here! I've got three shipments of Dr Pepper, Orange Soda, Chips, Wings, and Ether coming soon!
Edit 5: Are you suffering from Salt pain? Try new Dreg Bond lotion.
English
#Destiny
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Five months have passed since The Sunbreaker Shelter has opened. All guardians have moved out of the shelter. The only thing that's left is the few specks of salt that are on the floors.... Every worker has retired, or they have gone somewhere else... and I, Greg The Dreg, am the last one. I have finally almost swept all specks of salt out of the shelter... I think it's time to close the shelter. Thanks to everybody for coming! It's been months, but it was fun while it lasted! This post was created back when Sunbreakers first arrived, and everybody was so salty. This post was a shelter from the salt!
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Necro bump!!!!!
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6 RepliesWhether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Hunters in the Crucible, so let's get to taking out their Subclasses one by one. Nightstalker. From what I can gather they patrol the crucible and salt up the forums every time they die by a Titan. There covered in layers of salt, but with the right team and gear we can take these Salty Players out and break their grip on the Destiny forums.
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1 ReplyKeep me safe :O
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Sweet Jesus! Asylum!
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Ha! Landfall! Pew! Pew! Zap!
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2 RepliesI've got a pair of arms and ether here for a Mr. Greg the Dreg. Could you please sign in the dotted line?
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I wonder what titans are going to think of sleeper one shotting while in super.
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Just reading this decreased me sodium intake by 40% (Mostly Hunter tears, with a dash of my own)
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1 ReplyGOLLLLLLLD
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1 ReplyYou, my friend, are a hero. Congrats for being my favorite person of the day. :)
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6 RepliesEdited by Solargeo: 10/8/2015 1:52:42 AMGreg where are the bunkers? I need to get somewhere so I can finish a deal with the last warmind
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1 ReplyI think this single handily wins all of the Destiny forum.
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I cannot drink tap water, the Titans around me are making it unable to drink as its salty.
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Edited by knitefox34: 10/8/2015 1:42:13 AMLord Saladin and his new flaming hammer can finally eat something that doesn't taste like salt.
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7 Replies*walks in with gaint box* err I have a order for Greg the dreg... I think it's some Dr Pepper, ether and some other stuff.
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*Nightstalker comes in* Nightstalker: HA! IMMA SHUT YOU GUYS DOWN!!! *Activates Shadowshot w/ Quiver* (Shoots and kills 3 Titans) ... *Rest of Sunbreakers stare at the intruding Nightstalker, [i][b]Supercharged[/b][/i]* Nightstalker: Umm...uhh...well...you see...plz dnt kilz meh. [i]Gets hammered down by all Sunbreakers[/i]
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2 RepliesThanks for the safe haven :) it's rough out there with all the hunters not used to having a ranged super kill them from us Titans, funny how they say nothing about our Fist of Havoc eating a golden gun shot before they die.
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1 ReplyHELP A FELLOW SUNBREAKER! CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS SALT!
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2 RepliesCan I also take shelter under Xylar? He's scaring me.
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Are you suffering from Salt Pain? Try the new Dreg Bond lotion.
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1 ReplyHere's my fix for sunbreakers. Triple golden gun damage in both pve and pvp
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1 ReplyDay 1 I don't think they have noticed I am a warlock.... These smoothies are OP so I hope the Warlock Mansion gets this stuff
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2 RepliesEdited by WesTex01: 10/8/2015 1:31:27 AMSunbreaker isn't even that great in a normal game. Only that good in mayhem
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2 RepliesDon't trust this OP. His promise was garbage the first time.
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1 ReplyGUYS I MADE IT!!! ITS FLOODING WITH SALT!
