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9/19/2015 3:42:28 PM
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How do I become a Major or Ultra?
I want a yellow health bar above my head. I want people to earn quest checkpoints from me or have Exotic gear drop from me. I want to be nearly invincible in raids. How do I do that?
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1) make warlock 2) get ram
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You have to drink lots of redbull, it gives you wings. Use said wings to fly to a secret chest in the ceiling of the dreadnought and drink the magical elixir hidden inside. It's redbull that had a black wax idol disolve in it for 100 years... Sorta gross... But if you really want a yellow bar, then bottoms up !
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Stuff and things.
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4 Replies1. Open ramen 2. Boil water 3. Snort seasoning 4. Drink boiling water 5. Ignore ramen F[b]u[/b]ck b[i]i[/i]tches get money
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Step 1: hack bungie Step 2: get banned forever lol
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Have a dangerous move set. An unpredictable one in hard mode as well.
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Toast/Envelope Method An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you. The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it. Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment. If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target. Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code: If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms. Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
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1.) Gheleon's Demise 2.) Full Auto 3.) Explosive Rounds 4.) Firefly 5.) ??? 6.) Ultra
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Edited by Ghostfire239: 9/20/2015 1:12:13 AMYOU MUST BATHE AND DRINK FROM THE LAKE OF TEARS!!!! YOU MUST CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN OF SALT!!!!! AND LASTLY YOU MUST FACE RNGESUS IN A BATTLE OF LUCK AND THen lose because Rngesus is...Rngesus...Yeeeaaah you're never becoming a major or ultra buddy sorry *pats shoulder*
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STEP 1: BECOME A SUNBREAKER!!!! STEP 2: ENTER CRUCIBLE!!!! STEP 3: PROFIT!!!!
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Instructions as follows. 1. Wear a hot pink dress covered with little daisies. 2. Cover your head with Cheez-Whiz. 3. Walk down the street singing "O Bla Da" by the Beatles in a loud, obnoxious voice. 4. Do this for at least 5 hours straight, without getting attacked or arrested.
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3 RepliesYou need 1.max spin metal 2. 17 yards of string 3. Enough swag to repopulate the earth 4. A black trilby 5. Be temporarily aisian 6. Lose track after stealing 120 things including money
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Lag switch.
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Get taken
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2 RepliesEdited by Vaerton: 9/19/2015 4:36:35 PMStep 1: Eat white cheddar cheese that is slightly moldy. Step 2: Jump up and down 3 times. Step 3: Go kill all the gorgons in VoG. Step 4: Go 2 miles, one running backwards, and the other crab walking. Step 5: Tell Bungie what you did to become a Major/Ultra, and demand they make you one.
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3 RepliesThrow money at the screen
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1 ReplyEquip Sunbreaker subclass
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Eat a buttload of ether seeds. Bonus points if you camp at dock-13.
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1 ReplyI....I'm not sure....have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in ?
