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Edited by BenjyX55:
9/19/2015 10:59:06 PM
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Create a minor super power.
Create a superpower that is useful, but only in certain situations and/or on a very small scale.
For example: I have the power to make sparks when I snap my fingers, as though they were a flint and steel.
Gus Sorola has the power to corrode metal over several years simply by touching it.
Impress and underwhelm me, flood.
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1 ReplyPause time when i hold my breath
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To be able to insta-massage your back.
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I have the power to make cookie cakes out of thin air.
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1 ReplyAbility to shit churros
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Rewind time back 5 minutes
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Edited by headbanana3000: 10/23/2015 1:57:19 AMEvery bit of change you find on the ground of heads up
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I have the power to make people forget 5 seconds of thought. I can only do this every 30 minutes.
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2 RepliesThe ability to create wifi by jiggling your leg.
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Feg detector
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Throw bread at 60 miles per hour. You can't produce bread, you have to carry it.
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Cause someone go have uncontrollable flatulence.
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3 Repliesteleport 3 feet in any random direction whenever you sneeze if I could do this I would always carry pepper in my pocked
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3 RepliesThe power to mildly annoy people until they leave
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The power of patience
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2 RepliesI actually have the power where if a blue moon occurs on a monday night on february 29th I can hear 10% better.
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The ability to fly one foot off the ground
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The power to eliminate all bronys/ flurries with one clap.
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Mind thinks so fast that time seems like it's slowing down but your body can only go normal speed
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The ability to have the powers of superman but only if you answer my question[spoiler]what is 9+10[/spoiler]
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Edited by Sgt Johnson: 10/22/2015 9:51:11 PMThe ability to turn invisible[spoiler]but only if no one is looking at you and you have to close your eyes[/spoiler][spoiler]guess where i got that from[/spoiler]
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Edited by Thejuicemann: 10/22/2015 4:18:17 PMI can shoot juice at people
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The power to stop time for 5 seconds at a time, but you can't move either, you can just think and look around. [spoiler]great for staring at perverted things or seeming like you have great reactions.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhen you need to take a s#!+ be able to transfer it to someone else
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1 ReplyYou can teleport anywhere you want as long as you can see where you're going. But you can only use this power when it's dark.
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15 RepliesEdited by DangerMouseRoFl: 10/23/2015 1:58:56 AMMy list of underwhelming superpowers: - Communication with dust mites - The ability to turn anything into cheese - The ability to grow fur on the palms of your hands - The ability to fly at walking speed - The ability to turn glass into poop - The ability to make your urine change colour on command - The ability to spawn bananas from your ears but using any pain relief makes the pain worse - One-way transparent eyelids - The ability to absorb physical pain which sticks with you for the rest of your life - The ability to sweat at frigid temperatures - The ability to cure any disease, but you can only eat poop. - Bullet attraction - Your toes always seek corners to smash into - Wifi repellant
