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9/15/2015 1:18:29 AM
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Why do Titans always win staring contests?
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YOURE CORNY
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Best dad joke of the morning! Thanks dude.
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Edited by Froboy: 9/15/2015 4:32:34 AMIs it cOLD in here or is it just me? [spoiler]—Something we'd say on the OLD Bungie.net <3[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWanna hear another? Why can't hunters and warlocks get laid? Because they can't smash.
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1 ReplyWhy are hunters and warlocks so weak.[spoiler]because they can't lift.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by HevyEdge: 9/15/2015 3:39:16 PMWhy are warlocks and hunters virgins? [spoiler]Because they don't smash![/spoiler]
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I sighed so hard that my mom asked me if I was ok
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5 RepliesWhy don't warlocks have Exotic boots? Because they always get carried
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3 RepliesLord Shaxx never blinks, he just makes the sun turn off whenever he wants.
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7'8/10 Too much water
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Wait is it 2014 again?
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Edited by Syrious: 9/15/2015 12:51:11 PMWow I have never heard that one before!!!!!!!!
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They also have a perk called "stone face" when wearing eternal warrior.
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Why doesn't anyone like hunters in bed? They're too fast.
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Gold lmao
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heh, you warlocks and hunters, do you even lift?
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a promiscuous goblin? [spoiler]a vex offender[/spoiler]
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Titans- Armsday err'day Hunters- legs day err'day Warlock- mind day err'day
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I had a really good destiny joke, but I [i]phogoth[/i] it... [spoiler]creds to mr fruit[/spoiler]
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Wow, that was hilarious! The first time I heard it back in Oct 2014
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4 RepliesEdited by StpME: 9/15/2015 3:13:02 AMNo its because we dont play like pussy (cats) ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° )
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8.5/10 Good one OP
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Others don't even lift.
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Wow. I clicked knowing it would be bad, but that was beyond my imagination.
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3 RepliesWhy are hunters and warlocks so weak? Because they can't lift..... I know that was bad and I'm sure some of you are now dumber for reading it.
