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Edited by Void Genome Bby:
9/14/2015 9:48:17 PM
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You spot a red laser dot on your friend/girlfriends chest
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1 ReplyYell MR. PRESIDENT!!! and takle her.
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[b] [/b]
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Chase it like a cat
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4 Replies
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Some bastard bought a laser pointer again, eh?
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Take two steps back
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Shank her so the sniper misses
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1 ReplyBITE THE TITTY
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3 RepliesShine another red dot on them just to mess with whoever the first one belongs to
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Obviously this would end with a newly made drunk predator missing and accidentally shooting a cute baby seal instead.
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Push her behind [i]that[/i] friend.
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I like to eat Slim Jims
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5 Replies
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Step a bit closer until the dot disappears, and is on my back.
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Ask her which secret agency she messed with this time
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Tell them to get out of the way there about to get shot and die
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1 ReplyPoke it
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Shoot them in the kneecaps so they avoid the bullet duh
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4 RepliesPaw at it like a cat. Yup.
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Trick question you don't have friends or a girlfriend
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[quote]fap[/quote]
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GG she has hardlight boob implants
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"Hey, you've got something on your shirt." ... "Welp... to the liquor store!"
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Edited by Roach7787: 9/16/2015 7:18:30 PMPush girlfriend to the ground get friend shot and then shoot the sniper
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3 Repliespretend to be a cat. [i]'you know what happens next'[/i] ;)
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3 RepliesIf it's my girlfriend's chest, I yell "THEM ARE MY TITTIES BIIIIITCH" then assert my dominance over the red dot by touching bewbz
