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Edited by Garaa0fTheRage:
9/11/2015 9:37:13 PM
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Tell me a funny joke about anything and the winner gets a red bull code
I'm watching the forums waiting
wildubeast won keep an eye out for me all have another joke telling contest
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#Destiny
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4 Replieswhy cant orphanes play baseball......................... cuz the cant find home
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[quote]I'm watching the forums waiting wildubeast won keep an eye out for me all have another joke telling contest[/quote] You play Xbox "shot fired" lol ok I play both just destiny on ps4
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1 ReplyEdited by Combatspirit: 9/11/2015 9:49:07 PMSo a black lady has 4 sons How do you tell them apart? [spoiler]They all have different last names [/spoiler] [spoiler]please no h8 I didn't mean it[/spoiler]
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How long does it take for a black woman to shit? [spoiler]9 months[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm not racist or anything. I just appreciate dark humor[/spoiler]
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Roses are Red, Pineapples aren't blue, Kittens go to Bed, And then they huff glue. The Cryptarch ain't white, Haha I fooled you, I don't know my height, And once herd an owl say "moo". This poem is long, And kind of made up, Now after I get my thong, I'll go and throw up
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1 ReplyWhat do Michael Jackson and vegetables have in common?[spoiler] They both come in little cans[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThere's this guy out on the golf course and he's not much of a golfer but refuses to give up on the game. So he hits his tee shot off the 3rd and hooks the hell out of it. The ball sails off into the trees and out of sight, so the guy grabs his clubs and stomps off towards his ball cursing the whole way. When he gets through the tree line he finds himself in a field of buttercups, after a few minutes of searching he finds his ball right in the middle of the field. He grabs his wedge and lines up his shot determined to smack the hell out of the ball regardless of where it goes. Just as he gets ready to swing he hears this voice... " please don't hit my buttercups". The guy looks around not sure what he heard, he doesn't see anything so he shakes it off and prepares to take his shot. Once again he hears a voice "please don't hit my buttercups" just then he see Mother Nature come walking out of the trees. "Who are you and what do you want?" The guy asks. The woman says " I'm Mother Nature and I want to make a deal with you". " what kind of deal?" Asks the golfer. " so Mother Nature says " the deal is this, if you don't hit my buttercups I'll give you all the butter you want for the rest of your life. The guy stares at her in utter disbelief, then he lets out a yell of anger and snaps his club over his and throws it across the field and yells at the her "Damnit woman! Where were you when I was in the pussy willows!!"
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One time I went to a zoo The only exhibit was one dog It was a shih tzu
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4 RepliesMy k.d. :, (
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That's not right- Sum Ting Wong
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1 ReplyWhy do Zoo's don't have tests' [spoiler]because there's to many cheetahs[/spoiler]
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When I was young we always joked about pooping out of your pee hole.... We called it "dropping a peg".......man I was a weird kid....,
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My girlfriend and I watched three films back to back last night. Luckily, I was facing the television!
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Never use a pickle as a book mark, don't need the code but wanted to share have a good one.
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1 ReplyEdited by schmoffo: 9/11/2015 9:32:03 PMWhat's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass.
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yo mama so stupid she was run over by a parked car
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2 guys walk into a bar, one ducks
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1 ReplyNaruto Fillers.
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1 ReplyI went to a zoo the other day All they had was a dog It was a shitzu
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What did one saggy boob say to the other? [spoiler]We'd better get some support here otherwise people will think we are nuts![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by JarethGoblin: 9/11/2015 10:49:27 PMHow do you get a nun pregnant.[spoiler]you dress her up like an alter boy[/spoiler]
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[quote]I'm watching the forums waiting wildubeast won keep an eye out for me all have another joke telling contest[/quote] What do you call a cow with 2 legs. Lean beef.
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1 ReplyMy life.
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12 RepliesEdited by Stupid Shinji: 9/11/2015 10:34:38 PMWhat do Coors and sex on the beach have in common? [spoiler]they're both -blam!-ing near water cx[/spoiler]
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Your mama so ugly she makes blind children cry
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