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5/10/2009 12:07:26 AM
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I've got a sheet of Toilet Paper stuck up my ass...
I need some help, Flood;
I went to the bathroom a few minutes ago, nothing out of the ordinary. I had a monster dump, then proceeded to wipe my butt. When I did this, a sheet of the toilet paper got stuck in my ass (don't ask me how, I have no clue). It was still poking out somewhat, so I tried pulling it out. Bad idea. It ripped, and I now have no way to pull the rest out. It feels weird, and I can't get rid of it.
What do I do, Floodians?
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You should try for the world record of how long you can keep it up there.
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I would expect no less from a fellow floodian.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Matt343 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mixtertrix [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Matt343 The mental image of that toilet paper is going to scar me for a long, long time[/quote] The mental image of what I told him to do is going to scar me for even longer. Read post bottom of page 3. [i] If you dare... [/i] ~haloscout[/quote] *Looks at comment in page 3* WTF? *Has mental breakdown*[/quote] I'm only just starting to recover Oh God you made me think of it again!!!! *Grunting* *More Grunting* *Screaming* *Tiny Fart* *Paper slowly floats out* Done. ~haloscout
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mixtertrix [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Matt343 The mental image of that toilet paper is going to scar me for a long, long time[/quote] The mental image of what I told him to do is going to scar me for even longer. Read post bottom of page 3. [i] If you dare... [/i] ~haloscout[/quote] *Looks at comment in page 3* WTF? *Has mental breakdown*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lukeyry do another monster dump[/quote] win. Obviously OP did this for the Lulz
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Just stop doing craps.
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go buy some poppers and sniff them. incase you didnt know, poppers are a drug that make you -blam!- wider. sniff poppers then just pull it out. /end thread [Edited on 05.10.2009 2:55 AM PDT]
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I feel like pooping now. lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Matt343 The mental image of that toilet paper is going to scar me for a long, long time[/quote] The mental image of what I told him to do is going to scar me for even longer. Read post bottom of page 3. [i] If you dare... [/i] ~haloscout
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The mental image of that toilet paper is going to scar me for a long, long time
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SQUALLBOY [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MKScorpion ...the -blam!-?[/quote][/quote][url=http://s212.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/squallboy0402/?action=view¤t=thefuck.jpg]...the -blam!-?[/url] [Edited on 05.10.2009 12:34 AM PDT]
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[Edited on 05.10.2009 12:33 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NationalSWAT991 GET IN THE SHOWER. And flush water UP your butt. SPREAD your buttcheeks as far apart as you can. OR, wait a little, and take a laxative. Poop it back out. [/quote] This man seems to know what he is talking about...
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Surgical removal is honestly the only option.
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Pliers.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shadowknight566 eat alot of bean you can maybe fart it out[/quote] *Loud Grunting* *Tiny fart* *Paper slowly floats away* ~haloscout P.S. Oh crap now I have this whole image in my head.
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eat alot of bean you can maybe fart it out
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I can't stop laughing... my sides actually hurt.
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And nobody realized it's a troll....... [Edited on 05.09.2009 11:39 PM PDT]
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It has to come out the same way it went in... Start digging around for it...
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*saves thread for total epicness*
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*saves thread for total epicness*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HaloChair506 Holy -blam!- this is the best thread I've ever read. Really, this is why I come to the flood, because every once and awhile...[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=23820217][i]Read This[/i][/url]
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Use a spoon!
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Uh...don't drop the soap next time?
