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His palms are sweaty, Knees weak, arms are heavy There's Cheetos on his sweater already and his mind's unsteady He's nervous, but for all they know He's calm and ready To post Destiny But he keeps on forgetting Where to write it down The whole Flood shouts so loud He tries to block them out, But they won't stop telling him to get out They're ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing, how? Everybody's joking now The Ninjas come out Movin' the post over, blaow!

Swiggity swesticle Leave this place [b]#Desticle[/b]!

*raises gun* oh shit we got a live one!!!!!!!

Well, I wrote a Flood poem: [spoiler]I am Treebeard; My life was a mystery. Some say born twelve seven two, Some say twelve sixty three. They say I had a big, bark beard, But all you need to know: I was a B.net rebel And the Ninjas were my foe! Treebeard, #Offtopic rebel! "This is war!" I cried! Many Ninjas fought me, And many Ninjas died! I took against Bungie Back when I was fairly wee, 'Cause a Ninja called Recon Bullied my whole family. It upset me, so I struck him dead! Well, wouldn't you? Then a Mentor came along. Guess what, I killed him too! They say he killed my thread, So he deserved what he got. Then Bungie's King Deej came for me. Ooh, I'm scared! Not! Treebeard, #Offtopic rebel! Possibly six feet seven! But all that really matters is: I sent Bungie's men to heaven! Forty thousand Ninjas came To #Gaming Bridge for me! They had to cross a narrow thread To get to us, you see. We held them off, pushed them back! It was no contest! Thread collapsed, hundreds drowned; Of course I killed the rest! I celebrated #Gaming Bridge, Another #Offtopic win! By decorating my sword With the Bungie general's skin! Treebeard, #Offtopic rebel! #Offtopic legend too! Fought for the Flood's freedom! Was a hero through and through! Here's where my rebel story comes unstuck: At #Destiny defeated, I'd run out of luck. Spent seven years playing hide and seek. Captured, sent to Cozmo, tried for treason, What a cheek! King Deej hanged me, then a lovely touch: Pulled my guts out, guess he didn't like me much! Treebeard, #Offtopic rebel! In #Offtopic my heart lived! Though sadly, my head wound up On a spike on Deej's fridge! [/spoiler]

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Ogre drums a mountainous roar, and quakes the earth, with muscly gore, The horror's real, but my joy flares, As I await his CARE BEAR STARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://memecrunch.com/image/524149ef1605fb6b44000008.jpg?w=400

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