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I am Treebeard; My life was a mystery. Some say born twelve seven two, Some say twelve sixty three. They say I had a big, bark beard, But all you need to know: I was a B.net rebel And the Ninjas were my foe! Treebeard, #Offtopic rebel! "This is war!" I cried! Many Ninjas fought me, And many Ninjas died! I took against Bungie Back when I was fairly wee, 'Cause a Ninja called Recon Bullied my whole family. It upset me, so I struck him dead! Well, wouldn't you? Then a Mentor came along. Guess what, I killed him too! They say he killed my thread, So he deserved what he got. Then Bungie's King Deej came for me. Ooh, I'm scared! Not! Treebeard, #Offtopic rebel! Possibly six feet seven! But all that really matters is: I sent Bungie's men to heaven! Forty thousand Ninjas came To #Gaming Bridge for me! They had to cross a narrow thread To get to us, you see. We held them off, pushed them back! It was no contest! Thread collapsed, hundreds drowned; Of course I killed the rest! I celebrated #Gaming Bridge, Another #Offtopic win! By decorating my sword With the Bungie general's skin! Treebeard, #Offtopic rebel! #Offtopic legend too! Fought for the Flood's freedom! Was a hero through and through! Here's where my rebel story comes unstuck: At #Destiny defeated, I'd run out of luck. Spent seven years playing hide and seek. Captured, sent to Cozmo, tried for treason, What a cheek! King Deej hanged me, then a lovely touch: Pulled my guts out, guess he didn't like me much! Treebeard, #Offtopic rebel! In #Offtopic my heart lived! Though sadly, my head wound up On a spike on Deej's fridge!

J0hn cEnu!!!

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