The Ham is bored. He has nothing to do. All peasants who entertain him will be rewarded.
Edit: So far no peasants have entertained the Ham
Edit: The Ham has been entertained once.
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Boredom is my lot, / As I lack autonomy / To move my own feet.
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Teh Puma would tear this Ham to shreds.
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Will you be served on Thanksgiving ?
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Get a job
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That's okay I can teach you.
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1 ReplyWhy do you refer to yourself in the 3rd person?
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Monster girls?
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Hi[spoiler]fav or 10 years of bad luck [/spoiler]
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The Ham Bumps
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Ayyy [spoiler] lmao [/spoiler]
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4 RepliesLet's play text based chess. Rook's pawn to A-3
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2 RepliesI have nothing to entertain you. Do you like physics? Lel.
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A priest, a rabbi and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, a joke?" Jesus walks into a hotel and drops 3 nails on the desk. He asks the clerk if they can put him up for the night.
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Yo, so wats up wit those Mexicans eh? No, no one, ok I'll just go die in a hole!