So, this is a friend's story. He is a freshman, and he goes into the bathroom and doesn't realize the two people in the last stall. He whips out his comb and starts to spruce up his hair and then he realizes there are two pairs of feet in the last stall. He then begins to realize that there is that typical moaning that guys do whenever they get head. But this was a little different. My friend describes the experience as sounding like the guy got more head than the guillotine in the French Revolution. This entire time he thinks, "holy shit, I better jump the gun before This guy gets the soul sucked out of him". To this day I credit him as having the best description of head in the world.