Requirements - 1. Sacrifice a cow to our Sire, Cthulhu 2. Smear breast milk in the mirror and repeat these words, " [i]Thy Cthulhu drink thy mothers breast and nourish in her creamy whites[/i]" 3. Do 333 jumping jacks while listening to our national anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V5kOgSUPKI 4. You must go out on a date with a picture of our Sire Cthulhu (He likes to have fun too you know) 5. You must buy a black robed hoodie and draw a triangle and stand on it, praying the Illuminati will grant you to our elite group if you meet these requirements then you must dance to this for it's entirety of the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ During this, the Illuminati will come over to your house, they cannot touch you while you're dancing. So be warned this is life or death, Cthulhu will save you when the song is over. Once everything is complete, then Congradufreakinglations you have joined A.o.F