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9/5/2015 1:31:49 AM
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The personality test
I will give you a riddle. Depending on how you solve it, I will be able to analyze your personality. Take as much time as you need.
You are trapped in a car. It seems to be a minivan with no sunroof. The windows are rolled up as well as bulletproof, with the buttons to roll them down seemingly ripped right out. The car is locked, with no way to unlock the doors. The entire car is soundproof, and nobody is nearby. There are also no keys in the car. Opening the glovebox, you find a mirror, a box of matches, an unused wax candle, and a box cutter. No other objects are with you in this car. (meaning no cellphones, guns, etc.) So flood, how do you escape this car? Remember, extra points for creativity. Best answer by September 9th wins.
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3 RepliesI look in the mirror saw what I saw, take the saw and cut the mirror in half, two halves make a whole, jump through the hole and out to freedom I go.
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Now is a good time to learn how to hotwire a car, I guess
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I mean do i have to leave i can't just sleep
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I cut the match box in half, two halves make a whole, climb through the whole or some stupid shit it was a long time ago I heard this riddle
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1 ReplySleep. Run out of oxygen before finding solution. Die. [spoiler]DUE EX MACHINA HAPPENS[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by JayTea: 9/5/2015 7:07:25 PMAttempt to start a fire if it gets cold using matches and candle. Use the mirror with the sun to try to signal for help. Box cutter is used to rip the fabric and leather on the seats, so if it gets cold, warm up with it once the candle dies out. Stay calm, have hope, and I will be saved.
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Screw the stuff in the glove box. Take the head rest off of the chair, use the metal part to break through the window, escape, profit.
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I'd just use my legs to push the front window out. [spoiler]I happen to be a very strong guy[/spoiler]
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1. Shove the candle in ass half way 2. Light candle with matches 3. Hold boxcutter as if it was a lance 4. Shout like this: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 5. Fart and be propelled with explosive force 6. Cut minivan in half 7. Enjoy freedoms
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Or cut the roof of the car and kick it a bit. Its weaker than some other parts of the car.
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Use box cutter on box of matches to make cardboard people to help me solve problem.
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Well it shouldn't be very hard to pull off or cut the plastic covering the mechanics that rolled the windows down. After doing that it shouldn't be very hard to either remove the window or manually roll it down making it very simple to climb out.
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1 ReplyHit the trunk release. I'm outa here
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2 RepliesDon't escape. Live out the rest of my life in the van. Become asexual. Raise children.
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2 RepliesTurn the radio on
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2 RepliesCut my foot slightly every day until they become super resistant to pain, light foot on fire, go all Sanji on that mother-blam!-er.
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Cut into the trunk then heat up the lock and kick it
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I cut open the top of the car with the box cutter
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Dissemble the car from within.
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Bypass the ignition to power up the instruments, use the knife to cut open the door lining and manually actuate the window motor by connecting it directly to the window switch wires. Then I would go and use the matches to smoke a bowl and space out watching the candle.
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2 RepliesEasy. Hulk stomp through the floorboard.
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Try to Hotwire the car, realize I don't know how to. Use the box cutter to open up the inside panel of a door and manually unlock the door.
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I would most likely panic, fail to escape, and after a day or two, kill myself with the boxcutter. I'm far too stupid to find a way out of the car.
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Hotwire the car find a wall to crash the side or back of the car into hopefully breaking the windows
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Pour match-melted wax into door-unlock wells on the side of the car (which I'm assuming the lever itself was removed), inserting match into top. Wait until match is dry, pull up, unlock door, exit car.
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Edited by Crow: 9/5/2015 5:03:48 PMId use the candle and matches to try and heat up the windshield, then use the boxcutter to attempt to stab my way through the melted glass. If that doesn't work, I'd try to kick through the windshield. If that doesn't work, kick the doors. If they don't budge, try using the mirror to flash/ give a sign to anybody within a ten mile radius. If nobody notices, I'd start flashing toward the sky, I might catch the attention of an airplane.
