You find a million dollars, but in order to obtain it, you must have sex with an 80 year-old Israelite transgender (penis is larger than your own), who also has hepatitis C, genital warts, and HIV.
Further yet, if you accept a threesome with her father (he's a pile of mashed potatoes do to his age), you will be reward with 2 million more. 1 billion if you repeat weekly
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No. Disease and deformity is a no go for the paltry sum of $1 million.
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I already have hep C so... [spoiler]No[/spoiler]
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HehK.
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Nopez
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No thanks