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Edited by Shuboojuju:
9/3/2015 12:06:56 AM
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What caused Brother Vance to go blind?
Personally I think he either
a) took a thorn bullet to each eye
or b) played Trials of Osiris on Burning Shrine and watched the opening cinematic too closely.
I wanna hear how you guys think he went blind
Edit: I'm gay
English
#Destiny
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He looked at [spoiler]deej nuts[/spoiler]
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Fan-Made TTK Trailers
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Masturbating furiously
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Reading an Elder Scroll
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Cause he be on that phone all day.
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ED meds
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Because he touches himself at night
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Went flawless too many times. That sun tho...
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Frequest, furious bouts of masterbation...which seems odd in a person with blue balls.
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1 ReplyStaring at his iPad all day
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2 RepliesWtf. Why the edit? Who cares
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Eric flashed him a lil too much skin ;)
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Edited by DehTommy: 9/3/2015 3:19:52 PM[quote][Brother Vance] played Trials of Osiris on Burning Shrine and watched the opening cinematic too closely.[/quote] Your theory is actually somewhat accurate, since (as mentioned by another person here) I think he mentioned sacrificing his eyes to the Trials.
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Probably staring at the sun on the lighthouse to much.
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teh fap
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He saw xur's face without his hood on
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probably got lonely on Mercury and bashed the bishop toO (LOL) much
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Edited by Undertaker300: 9/3/2015 3:17:14 PMHe saw the big usage of Thorn in the trials... I can't blame him I'll go blind too lol
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Don't he live next to the sun with candles that shit got to mess with the pupils man
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The Trials of Osiris "I sacrificed my sight in the Trials and it wasn't enough."
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4 RepliesEris....need a say more?
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Petra sent him da nudes
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Jet Set WillyIt’s all going concording to plan 😂🤣 - old
He saw the Queen and Petra getting together one evening. -
He saw the Queen's immaculate ass.
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Well that's a random edit.
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Saw too many ill snipes.
