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Edited by irishfreak:
9/7/2015 7:51:04 AM
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I'm the best Teabagger in history!!. AMA.
I am master T bagger and now I have the Xbox rep to prove it
I have 4.2 t bag ratio
93% mouth accuracy
I T bag people who die in patrol, strikes, raids, crucible (my team or opponents)
Now salty kids have reported me so much I have the red bar trophy on my Xbox profile
Get on my level scrubs, I'm better than you.
Below is a the clip that got me my trophy, along with the message the upset little girl sent me.
Vid
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/JambagJoel/video/8452880
picture
http://postimg.org/image/omlgijxqr/
Signed top 1% t bagger.
[spoiler]I'm the bag king[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesI'm top 1% of the top 1% of T bagging And I am your master ask me anything sense I like to type it out not say ama like a RERE
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Edited by Doc: 9/7/2015 1:23:16 AMSmh, Martin Luther King didn't die fo dis
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That clip was top tier.
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Hahahaha 93% In the mouth
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3 RepliesWhen I grow up I aspire to be just like you.
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1 ReplyT bag me Senpai
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[b]theGoldenTwinkie approves[/b]
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Gr8 m8
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You give the Boston tea-party a run for its money. Well played GG
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How can u be the best tea bagger when I'm tea bagging u right now with my avatar
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1 ReplyI only have a 2.5 bag ratio, How do you do it man???
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1 ReplyI almost feel like running around crucible bagging people after this..
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How long do you 'bag for? I like 3ish minutes for something like an Irish black tea but more like 5-6 mins for green tea. Herbal teas I can 'bag for half an hour.
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2 RepliesDo you gentleman's bag or just all out smash the shit out of their face with your sack?
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I prefer the North,South,East,West t-bagging so that my viewing audience can accept my gratitude.
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No Rhabby_V is
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1 ReplyMy ATM is 99.9% accurate.
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1 ReplyWhat pizza do you like?
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1 ReplyWell i would not suggest running shadestep on a nightstalker then.
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haha nice
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4 RepliesI remember you. Show the clip where you got killed while t bagging. Now that was funny.
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Hambo the RatYou made me like this! - 3/21/2026 6:37:59 PM
Her benevolence w/ last word. You disappoint me, son. -
rhabby v disagrees
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2 RepliesHow fast do u tbag?
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2 RepliesWhat if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!
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Me and my Posse are the top 3 baggers in all of destiny. Made that Tea better than anyone, Dipped the cookies into the milk harder than anyone, Creators of the famous Dunk N' Dip, Creators of the famous triple dip, The Big Dipper was named after us, We pop, lock, and squat so next time someone believes that you are the big baggers on campus you clearly haven't met us. *drops the mic*
