>gets forklift in destiny >cool >becomes invincible >sepiks prime approaches >no.problem.jpg >proceeds to lift sepiks and throw him in lake >phogoth? >lemme just lift you up >phogoth dies of fall damage >hey look it's the archon priest >lifts the cell >drops into blue shit ocean >is that the nexus? >easy.peasy.jpg >lifts nexus and puts back in holding chamber >oh look it's valus >piece.of.cake.jpg >lifts valus >puts valus back in room and scolds him >oh shit I don't have dark below >but we still have taniks >picks up tanik's cannon >causes taniks to explode >wants more strike bosses >but forklift is Xbox exclusive >however forklift cannot be tamed >places playstation disc in Xbox >hey it's the undying mind >lifts shields and hydra suicides >now for the flayers <picks up flayers >drops off of skyscraper >and now for raid bosses >pushes Atheon off edge >pushes Crota off edge >pushes Skolas off edge >pushes xur off edge >the end.jpg >edit >the comments have reminded me >I still have business >goes back in time >Approaches Xylar >Stacks all three heads on each other >Heads explode >Next is Rahool >Lifts engram above rahools head >Drops engram >Engram Cracks open >forklift found gjallarhorn >rahool explodes out of envy > one final target >RocketsMcdkface >Lifts RktsMcdickface >Rcktsmcdckfc pees himself >He implodes >The end 2