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Edited by Bobabals4:
11/15/2015 4:57:29 PM
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>gets forklift in destiny
>cool
>becomes invincible
>sepiks prime approaches
>no.problem.jpg
>proceeds to lift sepiks and throw him in lake
>phogoth?
>lemme just lift you up
>phogoth dies of fall damage
>hey look it's the archon priest
>lifts the cell
>drops into blue shit ocean
>is that the nexus?
>easy.peasy.jpg
>lifts nexus and puts back in holding chamber
>oh look it's valus
>piece.of.cake.jpg
>lifts valus
>puts valus back in room and scolds him
>oh shit I don't have dark below
>but we still have taniks
>picks up tanik's cannon
>causes taniks to explode
>wants more strike bosses
>but forklift is Xbox exclusive
>however forklift cannot be tamed
>places playstation disc in Xbox
>hey it's the undying mind
>lifts shields and hydra suicides
>now for the flayers
<picks up flayers
>drops off of skyscraper
>and now for raid bosses
>pushes Atheon off edge
>pushes Crota off edge
>pushes Skolas off edge
>pushes xur off edge
>the end.jpg
>edit
>the comments have reminded me
>I still have business
>goes back in time
>Approaches Xylar
>Stacks all three heads on each other
>Heads explode
>Next is Rahool
>Lifts engram above rahools head
>Drops engram
>Engram Cracks open
>forklift found gjallarhorn
>rahool explodes out of envy
> one final target
>RocketsMcdkface
>Lifts RktsMcdickface
>Rcktsmcdckfc pees himself
>He implodes
>The end 2
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The first one wouldn't work, Speikis prime can teleport mother-blam!-er
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Lololololol
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>be me >know forklift in real life >see story >laugh.jpg >see edit >diefromlaughing.png
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We need forklifts!
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My new forklift raises a bump
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What about Randal the Vandal? He is clearly your last challenge
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*throws money at screen*
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Shameless (and boss less) self bump
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Raising it to the top with my forklift
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Bumplift
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You forgot rahool!!!
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Rahool cannot be forgotten!
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good, good. BUT YOU FORGOT XYLAR!!!!
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I thought this immediately.
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Bump!
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Much profit.
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