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Or I can touch it in your sleep
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I have a demon that guards me in my sleep.
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I will call upon the power of our lord and savior gaben christto smite the demon and proceed to touch your beard.
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What can I get for $30?
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Undisclosed visit
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Feelgood pls
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Nice beard. How long you been growing it?
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This one, for about a month, month and half.
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Not bad, I usually go about a month then shave into something else
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How much to stroke the forge?
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I'm not even gonna ask what that means.
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lol I could tell you the reasonable meaning of it... But it's funnier this way.
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I won't ask... It sounds gay w/e it is
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Mr.Fruit said it.
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Love the beard.
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*hands over 10$*
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*accepts $10* You may proceed
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*proceeds*
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I was literally about to ask you "may I touch the beard?" Before I read what you had to say xD lmao
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I put that there because people always ask to touch it. Thinking ahead =)
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can i pay $50 to chew the beard?
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I'll still take your hair for $.25
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Offer still stands =)