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Edited by Mix It Up MK:
9/13/2015 4:18:15 PM
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Things Hoomans do that Cats hate
1. When you steal our poop collections for yourselves
2. When you give us the same food everyday
3. When you pet us but then leave us hanging for more important matters
4. When you pick us up off the kitchen counter and put us on the floor in the middle of a food raid
5. When you're loud in the middle of a catnap
6. When you randomly lock us in a room for no reason
7. When you tease us with those toys and those DAMN LASERS
8. Two words: THE VET. I could make a whole different thread about THE VET but I won't because it will bring back bad memories
9. When you force-feed us medicine and put that flea-repellant shot on our necks
10. When you won't let us outside because we're "indoor cats"
And more.
Edit: Community's shit
11. Spraying us with water when we are obviously just cutting down our nails on your stuff. Like, really?
12. [b]CENSORED[/b] (Vet stuff)
13. Taking our toys away when it's only 3:00 am at night. On a Friday!
English
#Offtopic
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Do u no what englis is :(
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2 RepliesCutting my -blam!-ing balls off You bastards
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1 ReplyEdited by ShpadoinkleBeks: 9/3/2015 2:48:07 AM1. The evil water bottle! 2. That damn laser you know I can't catch. 3. Assuming I don't like baths. (Some cats do!) 4. Spaying/Neuter (obviously) 5. Being bothered when napping. 6. Taking mah yarn! 7. Sitting on MY chair. I could go on lol
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1 ReplyCats hate every thing
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1 ReplyI miss having cats :(
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1 ReplyWhat about when you use the cat to clean the toilet. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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2 RepliesBump for declawing cats.
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Basically everything we do.
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1 Replypiglets have a better life
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1 ReplyEdited by Tronvirus: 9/2/2015 1:15:25 AMI<3cats
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1 ReplyWhen mai hooman dos dis, o how I hate heem so...
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4 Replies[quote]11. When you slit our throats, put us in a blender, and pour us on the dogs food.[/quote] Fixt
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6 RepliesForgot to add when I grab you by the tail and helicopter swing you across the room.
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Skooma
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4 RepliesThings humans do that annoy me. 1. Exist.
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Lol love this
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I agree
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Things humans do that dogs hate: 1: Baths That's about it.
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11. When they're eating food and don't share it with us.Why do they get the good food and they feed us this garbage?
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What about giving you more than 3 belly rubs?
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2 RepliesLol I feel responsible for this.....
