Do you think your tuff tell me whats the manliest thing you have done ill go first
Ive stuck my dick in a toaster now your turn
1.Getohblazzter
He is Chuck Norris.
2. Mall mall
-blam!-ed a kraken to death.
3.crunchywolf
Ate cereal with no milk!!!
4. Farro
Wrestled a bear while he strangled a bunny and looked at it in the eyes.
5.blinding saint
Used rubbing alcohol in between his finger and didnt cool it down.
6.xStillAlive
Went on disney.com and didn't ask for his parents permission.
7.noobscoped
Stepped on a lego and didn't cry.
(Voted by white tail soup
8.OuterApollo
Stubbed his toe and only cried for 20 mins
9.Rv mcg
Murdered a rock
10.bad hobo
Got pubes stuck on zipper only one tear came out
11.thejedijays
Can benchpress teddy bears
12.Lonelytatertot
Stayed awake five minutes past bedtime time at 7:30
13.grizly I3ear
Can sneeze with eyes open
14.gangsta grunt
Drowned a fish!!!
15.Theseus
He makes the boogeyman checks his closet
16. The Willums
Sat on the corner of a circle!!!
17.Bubbalooch
Killed two stones with one bird!!!!
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10/10 pls bump
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Drank glass out of water.
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Do you have a bottle of ketchup?
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I'm a boy at heart, I can't claim to be uber manly. Probably the manliest things I have done are grill some things, go camping, and change the oil filter.
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I gave a slinky the death stare and it crawled back up the stairs.
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Edited by ResonantParoxysm: 9/26/2015 7:26:22 PMFell three stories out of a tree and after 3 weeks of agonizing pain the ground stopped crying like a bitch. [spoiler]Fell out of tree and made the ground cry[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI drink beers everyday Football is on. [spoiler]GoBlue[/spoiler]
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I woke up 10 minutes [i]before [/i] the bus arrived. Didn't even brush my teeth.
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I ate nails for breakfast. With no milk. BOOM
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I once ate a bowl of nails... [spoiler]without any milk![/spoiler]
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Your God damn right I'm manly.
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4 RepliesI built my own house
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I used my third leg to slap as many bitches possible
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On a scale of 0-10, I think I'm a Ron Swanson
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1 ReplyI'm like a 1milion Even though I'm not a guy I can beat anyone up Make my own babies And open my own jars [spoiler]XD I'm jk, I'm bored [/spoiler]
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You pinhead, I love chocolate how dare you think that I'm an ugly barnacle. I'm going to use my imaaaaaginaaaation to imagine you in your underpants and take out my secret string to firmly grasp it. You're going to fall over and scream Finland and then I'll proceed to call the Hash Slinging Slasher to come and LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE all over you. When that's done the Hall Monitor will put on his gorilla suit and get his friends chip, penny, and used napkin to whoop your Wumbo. When I'm done with you I'll return to the Salty Spitoon and make fun on Weeny Hut Juniors, you know the guys with the magic conch. I will spend my millionth dollar and first dime on a phone call to random people and scream NO, THIS IS PATRICK. Those people will be your family who don't live in darkness, but advanced darkness, and I will soil your Uncle Dirty Dan's good time. And I know that you love Crabby Patties so I will buy you mayonnaise from the musical instrument store. I will push your house somewhere else but I don't want to touch it because I'm sterile. Then I will ask your injured body if you are feeling it now and that you are number one, the doctor and I afterwards will go on a panty raid to smell that smelly smell that's smelly. And that's not when I shift into maximum overdrive to steal the formula. You best be scared. [spoiler]PS I'm the goddamn Batman.[/spoiler]
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I played halo 4s campaign and only cried for 20 minutes at the end
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burnt down house because I saw a spider.
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5/10 A real man is always honest
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I'm a 12
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Ate a pint of ice-cream. And I dumped her
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I drank the dead sea. [i]It was delicious.[/i]
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I ate broccoli. I say I get a 25
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[i]I haunt ghosts[/i]