All you have to do for this religion is not participate in any gym class of any sort, worship sandwiches, and masterbate to babies only. Enjoy!
Edit: You must drink water every 5-10 minutes
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1 ReplyI thought this thread would be more thirsty
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1 ReplyOf course you would make yourself the deity.
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Oh...oh I shouldn't be here
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3 RepliesPastafarianism is the only true religion, heretic.
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3 RepliesWhat a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you.
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1 Replybut i wanna wank to hentai... [spoiler]inb4 hentai is child porn[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesYour stupid
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4 Replies( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ism is better
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1 ReplyI already do all of those things so this will be a synch.
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3 RepliesI've already failed in all three aspects.
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1 ReplySorry, but we vanillaists only masturbate to hentai
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7 RepliesMonsterism. The religion of worshiping monster girls.
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6 Repliessorry I'm a follower of bagelism