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8/25/2015 6:34:30 PM
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The 7 Rules of Osiris

Welcome! If you are reading this you must be wondering "The 7 Rules of Osiris? There are rules?". Well you bet your darkness touched ass there is. Rule #1) Always work together. This is most common and is probably known by now. So remember team work always prevails. Unless you meet a team who is MLG and pwns you back to year 1. Rule #2) We are playing Trials of Osiris not The Blame game. While you are playing and you make a mistake and lose, your team blames you! Never blame anyone, its never their fault and even if it is, politely correct them. If your fellow team member keeps on blaming you, then leave or kick him/her from the fireteam and report them for being a douche. Rule #34 uh I mean #3) Support each other. Always have moral support. Never bring down your team. Always say "Good kill" or "Great round Guys" something positive like that. Being positive brings you closer to that giant, shiny chest at the end of the passage road. Rule #4) No head glitching. Head glitching is a pathetic excuse for a strategy. Its cowardly and you should always fight like a real gaurdian. Now Im not saying always be out in the open, but to always stay in cover where you can't shoot them and they can't shoot you. Rule #5) Always treat the enemy seriously. If the enemy team loses a team member by connection issues (Mcdonald's wifi). Don't just rush them like crazy every round. Treat them as if they still had 3 players. In many circumstances one of them Knows how to deal with a 2v3 and will probably win. Rule #6) No insulting the enemy team. When you kill an enemy player don't T-bag their corpse, dance on their grave, or melee their ghost. Its unsporty and might fuel their rage to you by ending the game from 0-4 to 5-4. Then they will T-bag your baby face. Rule #777) Humble endings. At the end of a victorious match, always wave as in saying "Goodbye it was fun playing with you!" to the enemy team or send a msg saying "gg" to show modesty. The enemy team will respect your modesty and most likely won't hate you. This shows true sportsmanship and it will award good things to good players. And those are The 7 Rules of Osiris! I hope that you abide to these rules on the battlefield and good luck to you for your Flawless victory.

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