Post your best chuck Norris jokes here guardians. My personal favorite is the good old "Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After 3 days of agonising pain cobra died" lol always gets me
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Edited by dark_squirrle: 8/26/2015 12:13:20 AMChuck Norris doesn't do Push ups he pushes the world down Chuck Norris once round house kicked so fast his foot broke the sound barrier traveled back in time and killed Amelia Earhardt while she was crossing the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris beats rock paper and scissors When Alexander bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from chuck Norris Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter Chuck Norris once pissed in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.. The semi truck is now known as Optimus prime