So you're faced with the decision of dismantling everything in Destiny, and deleting the game, or dismantling your girlfriend. Firstly, [b][i]this isn't just breaking up with her.[/i][/b] You are erasing her from time and space. [b][i][u]How it works. [/u][/i][/b] You call your girlfriend into the living room, next to your respective console. There will be candles lit in a circle, with energy drink cans between each candle. Obviously she'll be confused. You tell her [b][i]"I'm sorry, but a side must always be taken...[/i][/b] Its likely that she'll still be confused, but that matters little; as [b][i]she's getting deleted. [/i][/b] You then [b][i][u]hold X or Square[/u][/i][/b] on your controller. A progress bar will show between you two, illustrating the inevitable fate she will soon befall. Her confused shrieking turns to empty silence, as she dismantles into various girlfriend upgrade materials. (Used to upgrade your next girlfriend.) If you're sad, fear not, [b][i]as you were going to do this next month anyway,[/i][/b] when a newer, stronger girlfriend was available. I do love my girlfriend... [spoiler]but she's always using a nagswitch anyway. [/spoiler] [b][i]EDIT:[/i][/b] [i]Many people took this post very, very seriously. Haha. [/i]