Activision is a lot like a treasure to me. I just wanna take it out to a far away abandoned island. Bury it deep in the ground where it can never be found and kill anyone that tries to go and dig it up. EDIT: Killing me and digging up the treasure only causes the curse on the Activision treasure to take your money and leave you alone on the island as it ruins the world. EDIT: I think some people took this a little too seriously, it's just a joke people, relax and enjoy it.