I quitted destiny for few months in december, but one day I met my friend's mum. She is very fat and she was wearing a white t-shirt. She imediately reminded me of the trailer and made me play destiny again.
But I have also met such good people, both in game and in the community,
and we still play together.
I met them in early february, we did together our first vault of glass ever.
Some quitted, some left, me, him and a friend stayed. We met new people, but they quitted two months ago.
Others joined us, and we played together 2 months before making our clan, The Taken Chicken. Those who quitted came back after HoW, just too see the unbalanced crucible, the shitty PoE rewards, the Trials of Thorn and quit again. After one other months my clanmates want to quit, they dont want to play anymore, they don't understand destiny made them know such amazing people.
But someone won't quit .
After all, the original three will be alone again.
Me, him an that friend will still be toghether. We will bring Oryx to his son and make them meet again.
This was our Destiny. We cant change it.
Thank you guys, for such an amazing experience.
Edit: You want to laugh ? Here it is
It was a dark and stormy september night, me and my mates were trying to defeat Atheon. Just a bit of healt and he would have been dead. We succumb to oracles. We start conplaining for our 21st fail. But then it happens. Something appear in the bottom left corner " SmoggyPluto joined your fireteam " We were astonished, he could join but we were already 6. As he joined as a seventh member he proceed to revive us all, even though we were on HM. We were completely astonished now. A friend tried to encourage us " O - ok, g - get r - r - eady for the last teleport! " But then a deep, divine voice sounded in our mics.
" No "
As soon as he pronunced this word, oracles killed themselves in shame, atheon shed a tear and cheesed himself jumping off the edge and supplicants started exploding to each other. We couldnt believe that happened. As soon as we get the drop, SmoggyPluto gets a Gjallahorn. Everybody else get a NO LAND BEYOND. " No " he says again, and our NLB turned into Gjallahorns, and his Gjallahorn turned into a NLB " Thats better " he said while leaving the fireteam. It will always be the most amazing VoG I ve ever done.
Your mum is so fat that if she puts on chatterwhite you'll think she is the traveler.
Your mum is so fat she can cap all zones at same time.
A titan walks in a titan only pub in the tower's 40th floor. He asks for a drink and puts 50 glimmer on the table. He drinks slowly, and as soon as he finished his drink he walks up the window, opens it and jump down. Every titan in the pub was astonished and wonders what the heck just happened. A titanbro just killed himself.
After 5 minutes the same guardian walks in the pub, puts 50 glimmer on the table and jumps out the window again.
Then a titan steps forward, the biggest and strongest of all titans.
" If he can do that I can too " He says while jumping out of the window, killing himself.
The bartender the calls Zavala an Ikora Rey, saying
" You better come here, Wally the Warlock is using his Sunsinger's powers to screw up with titans again "
I've been on a mountain today. I found a shank, he was hurt. I ask him how he did hurt himself.
He had fallen.
What is thrall's favourite game ?
[i]Hive[/i] and seek
Teacher : " Atheon, where are your homework ?
Atheon : " ... Forever lost in dark corners of time "
A titan a warlock and an hunter are in the tower
Warlock : " Look at this " * throws a strange coin on the floor below *
Hunter : " Look at this " * throws a knife *
Titan : " Look at this " * throws a grenade *
They then go and check where is their stuff.
They found a child crying
Warlock : " Why are you crying "?
Child : " A strange coin fell from the sky and hurt my head "
They walk past him abd find a woman crying.
Hunter : " Why are you crying ? "
Woman : " A knife fell from the sky and killed my dog ! "
They keep walking and find a man laughing very hard.
Titan : " Why are you laughing so hard ? "
Man : " I farted and my house exploded !! "
A warlock a titan and a hunter walk into a bar.
Warlock : " I think I have the smallest head in the world "
Hunter : " I think I have the smallest arms in the world "
Titan : " I think I have the smallest penis in the world "
They go and check on the book of records.
Warlock : " It is true, I have the smallest head ! "
Hunter : " It is true, I have the smallest arms ! "
Titan : " WHO THE -blam!- IS JUSTIN BIEBER !? "
My clan ;
The Taken Chicken ( TTC )
[spoiler]I would love a shader, gamestop sucks and gave me an XB1 code, and doesn't want to give me a PS4 code. I live in EU[/spoiler]
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Bump Also if u still got that xbox one shader and ur not using it could I take it off ur hands?
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Edited unforgivable mispelling