I would give it my 2nd gally, me and gandal the wizard baby vandal would fight in raids. We would always teebag his own kind. We were in TTK raid since I hav mlg haxs m8. We were crossing a bridge to get too oryx. We crossed and seen him. We got our mtn dew and Doritos. He disarmed us and he took our weapons too Randall the vandal, gandals father. I was given a sword and so was he. I fought oryx while he fought his dad! Me and oryx had a badass showdown but then he cut my hand off. I was crying and dying on the floor while he did a wannabe badass speech. Gandal seen me dying so then he felt rage. He beheaded Randall! He did the impossible. He lied dead while his soul went into Gandal. He ran over to oryx and stabed his foot. Why his foot instead of heart that silly vandal. A taken vandal had just hardscoped me as I was about to get up. Oryx called in his main ogre. Sherk. Gandal got up and picked up a subtitle from oryx. He banged it on the ground and said. YOU SHALL NOT PASS. Sherk smiled. He made Gandal bend over. His massive ogre dick pierced his anus. I screamed as I seen ogre cum all over him. NÒOOOOOOOOOOO I screamed. Oryx was about to behead me but then I got up and ran. Oryx laughed and said. Sherk is love, Sherk is life. I climbed up shrek and quickscoped his dick. He couldn't live without the power to bum-blam!- little boys. He jumped of the bridge. I helped Gandal up but then he fell. It was the illuminati. They had rekt him. I raged and jumped with my sword. Oryx picked me up and threw me away. I passed my ghost to Gandal. It teleported him to the tower. Oryx pulled my bones of eao of. He stared to -blam!- me as I screamed out 4 help. The steam logo appeared and it made a figure come out of it. Gabon came out and threw it the logo and cut Oryxs long, black hard sausage. He teleported me to the tower. I sat down and cryed. I lost my best friend to oryx. I sat down and my clan mates came and cheered me up. We went to kill crota and I cut of his head and sent it to his daddy. I seen a metal thing on the floor. I went down to see it. It started to move. It liked me. I said. Follow me. I'm going to call you [spoiler]Hank[/spoiler]