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8/17/2015 9:41:24 PM
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The most nonsense dreams

Have you ever had one of those dreams that you are thoroughly enjoying, but then you wake up and realize that all logic had gone out the window at some point? I just woke up from one of those dreams so allow me to share. So I went to this concert, during one of the nights I had to work. (I work third shift, usually 10pm-6am) and it was completely 100% daylight out. I went to the concert hoping to catch most of it on my breaks. Actually managed to catch all of it on my first break. (Which is only 15 minutes long) Then I drove back to work to finish the rest of my shift. (Apparently I went to some restaurant instead) When I got out of my car I locked my keys in my car. (Never done that before, but ya I guess it's possible) So me and my friend decide to go inside. (He was with me the whole time I just didn't mention him. His name is Jake.) Btw, the problem wasn't that I locked my keys in my car, it was that my phone was in there with them. (Frickin brilliant that I was more worried about my phone than my keys) So after we get inside we see this chick I know named Lindsay. She offered a screwdriver to help. (Uhh, okay?) Jake took that and I decided to look around for something else and poof a magical hardware section of a store appeared in the corner of the restaurant. (Guess that comes in handy) As soon as I get there and start lookin for a shimmy, (I don't know what the hell those things are called that you stick down your window to unlock the door but that's what I called it so bare with me) a guy named Doug that I work with says I can use the one out of his car. (Poof! His car is now in the restaurant) So I get it start walking outside and see Jake at the table goin to town on my car door with the screwdriver from Lindsay. (He used the screwdriver to take it off somehow) He was still trying to unlock it with the screwdriver by getting to the internal mechanism of the door. My genius self, (even though I could have easily got my keys from my car now) decided to take the door and slide the shimmy down it to unlock it just like it was still attached. After all that was over, I gave Lindsay her screwdriver back. Went out to my car. (The door was back on it) And drove to work. (And I managed to make it there on time, so all of this had to happen in 15 minutes since it was on my break) But you know, all of that makes sense, right? Lol. So ya that was my dream. Sorry that it was kinda long to read. Feel free to comment on this or tell about dreams you've had that make little to no sense. I gotta go back to sleep now cause I gotta work tonight.

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  • I was dreaming that I needed a textbook mailed to me, so I ordered one while my brother was doing homework in the bathroom. A few minutes later, instead of a textbook, a tutor arrived. When she passed by my brother, she said: "Huh, it's pretty weird that your brother is doing hw in your bathroom" And I replied, "Huh, I guess it is, yeah" And my dream collapsed because of that.

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