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4/8/2009 5:10:00 AM
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what does "the cake is a lie" mean?
my bothers friend told me it was a game that promised you cake when you won but you never got it? is this true?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slushynator Best. Song. EVAR.[/quote] Well if you love it so much, why don't you marry it? Well I won't let you! How's that feel?
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PLay portal and you'll understand. And he lied. You actually get cake at the end of the credits. =)
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yup thats how i got myin.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeadTommy1238 oh thanks cause i have a gamer picture saying "the cake is a lie" i was like wtf does that mean, well im going to go look for it on XBL.[/quote] Im not 100% sure but you can only get [url=http://image.xboxlive.com/global/t.494d881a/tile/0/20005]The Cake is a Lie[/url] off of OXM disc 83. Thats where I got it from.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slushynator [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MLG CTT Shadow [url=http://www.aperturescience.com/]This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think i prefer to stay inside. maybe you'll find someone else to help you. maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. Anyway this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist look at me still talking when theres science to do when i look out there it makes me glad I'm not you i've experiments to run there is research to be done on the people who are still alive. and believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive i feel fantastic and I'm still alive while your dying ill be still alive and when your dead i will be still alive still alive still alive [/url][/quote] Best. Song. EVAR.[/quote] :3
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3WF-5-o2KA]The Recipe for the cake[/url][/quote] Three tablespoons rhubarb; on fire. [Edited on 04.07.2009 9:34 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MLG CTT Shadow [url=http://www.aperturescience.com/]This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think i prefer to stay inside. maybe you'll find someone else to help you. maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. Anyway this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist look at me still talking when theres science to do when i look out there it makes me glad I'm not you i've experiments to run there is research to be done on the people who are still alive. and believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive i feel fantastic and I'm still alive while your dying ill be still alive and when your dead i will be still alive still alive still alive [/url][/quote] Best. Song. EVAR.
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3WF-5-o2KA]The Recipe for the cake[/url]
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I have "The Cake Is a Lie" gamer pic. Its awesome.
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[url=http://www.aperturescience.com/]This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think i prefer to stay inside. maybe you'll find someone else to help you. maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. Anyway this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist look at me still talking when theres science to do when i look out there it makes me glad I'm not you i've experiments to run there is research to be done on the people who are still alive. and believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive i feel fantastic and I'm still alive while your dying ill be still alive and when your dead i will be still alive still alive still alive [/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xEradicator117x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xEradicator117x The new meme is the steak is a lie[/quote] Durr! That's you! That's how dumb you sound![/quote]no u[/quote] You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not even a full time employee. Where'd your life go so wrong?[/quote] You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. [Edited on 04.07.2009 9:30 PM PDT]
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At the end of the tests, you will be baked and cake will be served.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xEradicator117x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xEradicator117x The new meme is the steak is a lie[/quote] Durr! That's you! That's how dumb you sound![/quote]no u[/quote] You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not even a full time employee. Where'd your life go so wrong?
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Good news, I've found out what that thing you've just incinerated was. It was a morality core that they installed in me when I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. Now get comfortable, while I warm up the neurotoxins.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xEradicator117x The new meme is the steak is a lie[/quote] Durr! That's you! That's how dumb you sound![/quote]no u
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lol Engie: That cake is a Spah!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xEradicator117x The new meme is the steak is a lie[/quote] Durr! That's you! That's how dumb you sound![/quote] steak IS a lie!! Damn you Luke
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It's a reference from one of the funniest and most innovative video games ever: Portal
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face palm lol try portal it's a great game you can get it on aracde games on xbox for Microsoft points
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spazpuma [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cheezburger2012 Well, you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake, but the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive[/quote] i'm not even angry... I'm being so - sincere - right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me...[/quote] And tore me to pieces! and threw every piece. Into. A fire.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xEradicator117x The new meme is the steak is a lie[/quote] Durr! That's you! That's how dumb you sound!
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oh thanks cause i have a gamer picture saying "the cake is a lie" i was like wtf does that mean, well im going to go look for it on XBL.
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You play as a character who must go through levels that require thinking and speed to complete. Your aid is a portal gun and a talking computer named GLaDOS, and must complete 19(?) levels to receive cake.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cheezburger2012 Well, you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake, but the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive[/quote] i'm not even angry... I'm being so - sincere - right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me...
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The new meme is the steak is a lie
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You should download Portal: Still Alive off of the xbox live marketplace. It will answer your question.
