Bad news dude. I refuse to buy them. I still farm them from chests.

He's just giving everyone a few weeks of undiluted Gjallahorn, before the nerf comes out and it's dethroned by some new weapon in The Taken King. A new "Jesus weapon" is coming.

hes always sold heavy synths

STUPID REASON*

I actually thought this guy was going to say something worthwhile too, but I realize, he is either joking, or a fool. How about trying this one on for size? A good reason: Dreaded Bungie, You are some truly spiteful MFs. I'm only going to use one example here (but I assure you if you haven't already caught on to this, you will be able to think of others after reading this one) for an explanation of why. In this most recent to come "Weapons 2.0" update that you are raging on about and trying to feed everyone that same line of sh#! about how great it is, several nerfs (in order to pacify the few crybabies which you are attempting to coddle) will be instituted to a lot of favorite weapons. For those who don't know, the primary reason is to attempt to get people to use different weapons. Why TF do you care what weapons anyone likes to use? At least they're are playing your game. But let's get to the point, shall we? The legendary Exotic, Gjallarhorn. Bungie is nerfing it in the upcoming update (WPNS 2.0). Their reasoning: Players are being excluded from raids and other coop activities because they do not have one. Nerfing it will make it more fair to the players that don't have it and more likely that people will start saying it doesn't matter if you have it or not. Now comes the best part that displays their (Bungie) spiteful behavior. Bungie tracks almost everything from weapons usage stats to players actually playing their game. I guarantee they noticed a steep decline in the number of players playing over the past few weeks that's has been ever growing. I did too. All I had to do is get on and see how many of my friends haven't been on. So what did Bungie do? Have Xur finally sell the Gjallarhorn for the second time since almost a year ago. Two reasons why they did it. 1. It would get some people to come back on for the weekend to buy and upgrade it 2. A slap in the effing face for all of you players that cried because you didn't have one: ie - "We'll nerf it. Then sell it (insert sinister laugh HERE). Stop screwing with the game that so many people have (had for some) grown to love. Fix sh#! that's messed up. Stop ruining great things in the game and allow crybabies to grow into the game and get good enough at it to realize that the only reason "Thorn" (or whatever) seems so OP is because your abilities at playing PvP leave much to be desired. In other words, YOU SUCK! GET BETTER AND STOP BEING A BITCH! Then you won't be treated as one when you play. ALL GUARDIANS ARE NOT CREATED EQUALLY! No matter how much nerf and BS Bungie does, other people are still gonna whoop that ass. That's just life in general.

You know my biggest question to all these dumb satire posts, why make them? It was fun to get a reaction the first couple of times but now it's a waste of time and energy on yourself Why not spend time actually coming up with interesting posts or informative discussion. Has this game become so boring that trolling the forum is your only solace?

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