So, guys.
Who wins?
1000 Terrorists with AK-47s
versus
1 Jack Russell Terrier
[u][b]Strengths/Weaknesses[/b][/u]
Terrier
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[i]Terriers have sharp teeth[/i]
[i]Terriers are vicious[/i] [b]- Spooky Skeleton[/b]
[i]Terriers can't hold guns[/i] [b]-Jbentzing18[/b]
[i]Terriers are fast and can avoid gunfire[/i]
[b]-Jbentzing18[/b]
[i]Terriers can blind enemies with cuteness[/i]
[b]-Rīçhčår[/b]
[i]The terrier chews off it's legs and summon the illuminati for assistance[/i]
[b]-Ebola[/b]
[i]People like terriers better than terrorists.[/i]
[b]-Destroyr19[/b]
[i]Terriers can't fly planes[/i]
[b]-HamIcing[/b]
[i]Terriers are the only unstoppable force in the universe[/i]
[b]-Someoneelse[/b]
[i]Terriers have eye lasers[/i] [b]-Saltymcsaltman[/b]
[i]Terriers can fly if you throw them hard enough[/i]
[b]-AStupidThing[/b]
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Terrorists
[spoiler]
[i]They have to wear clothes[/i]
[i]Terrorists commit friendly fire[/i] [b]-DB5[/b]
[i]Terrorists have aloha snackbars[/i] [b]-Saltymcsaltman[/b]
[i]Terrorists can't fly planes either[/i]
[b]-HamIcing[/b]
[i]Terrorists have such bad aim that they make stormtroopers look like true sharpshooters[/i]
[b]-Lego A$$[/b]
[i]Terrorists aren't cute[/i] [b]-Mi Casa1[/b]
[i]Terrorists hardly work together[/i]
[b]-Exodus[/b]
[i]Terrorists have bush[/i] [b]-BostonBakedDeath[/b]
[i]All of the terrorists can be single handedly taken out by a generic 80s action hero[/i]
[b]-Lego A$$[/b]
[i]Some terrorists could be allergic to terriers[/i]
[b]-AStupidThing[/b]
[i]Terrorists look suspicious when they poop in public[/i]
[b]-AStupidThing[/b]
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[i]feel free to submit your own![/i]
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Terrorists have bush.