My friend was going to take my short friend to an amusement park, and when we were talking about at lunch, naturally all my other friends were like "Woah woah woah, why are you taking him?" "You should be taking me!" And all that. Then I said "Why are you taking him? He's not even tall enough to ride the rides!" Everybody sat there for a second like- DAYUM. Then OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH REKT My short friend put his head in his hands and had to rethink his life