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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
8/19/2015 7:29:34 PM
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Delete your girlfriend, or delete Destiny?
So you're faced with the decision of dismantling everything in Destiny, and deleting the game, or dismantling your girlfriend.
Firstly, [b][i]this isn't just breaking up with her.[/i][/b] You are erasing her from time and space.
[b][i][u]How it works. [/u][/i][/b]
You call your girlfriend into the living room, next to your respective console. There will be candles lit in a circle, with energy drink cans between each candle.
Obviously she'll be confused. You tell her [b][i]"I'm sorry, but a side must always be taken...[/i][/b]
Its likely that she'll still be confused, but that matters little; as [b][i]she's getting deleted. [/i][/b]
You then [b][i][u]hold X or Square[/u][/i][/b] on your controller. A progress bar will show between you two, illustrating the inevitable fate she will soon befall.
Her confused shrieking turns to empty silence, as she dismantles into various girlfriend upgrade materials. (Used to upgrade your next girlfriend.)
If you're sad, fear not, [b][i]as you were going to do this next month anyway,[/i][/b] when a newer, stronger girlfriend was available.
I do love my girlfriend...
[spoiler]but she's always using a nagswitch anyway. [/spoiler]
[b][i]EDIT:[/i][/b] [i]Many people took this post very, very seriously. Haha. [/i]
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Girl>destiny sorry bungie
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I don't have a girlfriend. I get to keep destiny. Simple ;)
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Destiny> girlfriend. I'm more invested in destiny anyway lol
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3 RepliesI'd delete Destiny, because 1: I haven't found anyone else that could replace her EVER. 2: I could just play NBA 2k16 (when it comes out) and Madden 16 (same as NBA 2K16). And 3: Destiny is RUINING MY LIFE.
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You have been disconnected from the Destiny Servers. Error code: PISSEDGIRLFRIEND lol nagswitch nice op
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Destiny
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Error 404 girlfriends not found
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this is why I'm single. kappa.
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I will not be deleting my Bf [spoiler]Sex > Destiny[/spoiler]
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Delete girlfriend bc exactly what you said at the end. There will be a stronger better one next month hahahahah
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/145990012/0/0 some amazing exotic ideas
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no girlfriend to delete so I pick the girlfriend choice. (yes! finally one time in my life where no girlfriend worked out in my favor!)
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Destiny
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Destiny
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The world is going to delete us all so what's the point
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Edited by Monkey: 8/12/2015 9:02:44 AMboth take ur money all the time ..hard decision to make lol
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Haha brilliant
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Dismantle her (She's fugly). Get a way better one and upgrade her with the gf upgrading materials.
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1 ReplyHmm, girlfriend or Destiny... My left hand is probably more useful than never playing the original Destiny again, will just start over on Destiny 2
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Since I don't have a girlfriend, but have had some in the past, I shall delete them! Gjallarhorn is my only true love!
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Well...
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2 RepliesI'm having a hard time deciding since my girlfriends name is Destiny too. So do I delete Destiny or delete Destiny? Please Help.
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Can it be my ex-wife? Because I'm on board with that.
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Duh what do you think ;) dump the bitch
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Bye destiny :(
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Well if she was right and I was in the will or if u was married instead maybe erasing isn't the worst thing
