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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
8/19/2015 7:29:34 PM
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Delete your girlfriend, or delete Destiny?
So you're faced with the decision of dismantling everything in Destiny, and deleting the game, or dismantling your girlfriend.
Firstly, [b][i]this isn't just breaking up with her.[/i][/b] You are erasing her from time and space.
[b][i][u]How it works. [/u][/i][/b]
You call your girlfriend into the living room, next to your respective console. There will be candles lit in a circle, with energy drink cans between each candle.
Obviously she'll be confused. You tell her [b][i]"I'm sorry, but a side must always be taken...[/i][/b]
Its likely that she'll still be confused, but that matters little; as [b][i]she's getting deleted. [/i][/b]
You then [b][i][u]hold X or Square[/u][/i][/b] on your controller. A progress bar will show between you two, illustrating the inevitable fate she will soon befall.
Her confused shrieking turns to empty silence, as she dismantles into various girlfriend upgrade materials. (Used to upgrade your next girlfriend.)
If you're sad, fear not, [b][i]as you were going to do this next month anyway,[/i][/b] when a newer, stronger girlfriend was available.
I do love my girlfriend...
[spoiler]but she's always using a nagswitch anyway. [/spoiler]
[b][i]EDIT:[/i][/b] [i]Many people took this post very, very seriously. Haha. [/i]
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Both waste of money. Delete both.
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Girlfriend. Hate to say it but she's a bitch.
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Girlfriend she's annoying
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TRICK QUESTION I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND HA HA Ha.. ha *sigh*
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3 RepliesEdited by WTXKING23: 8/12/2015 4:54:43 PMDelete destiny cause sex over games but yall wouldn't know anything about that.
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omg lol
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2 RepliesHmm girlfriend takes up most of my vault space(closet). spends all my glimmer,just to make me go grind for some more. Here mood changes more than the nightfalls have... Idk it's a toss up
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+10 points to hufflepuff. I'd rather delete my girlfriend all together than break up with her. Wouldn't you?
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So someone hacked my account & deleted my exotic gf, WTF Bungie !
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Damn.. Tough decision.. Destiny does have less things wrong with it ;p
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Girlfriend told me she would leave if I didn't stop...God I miss her cooking.
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2 RepliesNot my wife, so I'd delete the girlfriend. My wife I'll keep.
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1 ReplyCould I do it to my ex wife?
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So how do u dismantle this girlfriend it could get pretty messy and definitely don't dupe your girlfriends otherwise you might get kicked lol
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video games have been in majority of people's lives WAY longer than interest in opposite sex, who has the longer history? enough said
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Hah what girlfriend
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1 ReplyJokes on you I don't have a girlfriend so hahahahahah[spoiler]I cry every time[/spoiler]
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I suspect my wife would vote I delete my GF first.
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4 RepliesNagswitch :D
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My girlfriend is great.... Buttt it's frowned upon when I shoot my rocket at her. Sooooo
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Destiny is here for 10 years, most relationships don't last that long--delete girlfriend.
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Can't Tinder a new Destiny, so..:p
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Haha clever
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1 ReplyI've been single before. I'll be single again.
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1 ReplyWhy not both?
